Funny Facts And Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 22 Funny Facts And Quotes

#1. Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. - Author: Werley Nortreus
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#2. The press, the pulpit, and the stage, Conspire to censure and expose our age. - Author: Wentworth Dillon, 4th Earl Of Roscommon
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#3. I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but I have a rough idea what's in water. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#4. I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. - Author: Kai Greene
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#5. So what indeed! The lesson I myself learned over and over again when teaching at the college and then the prison was the uselessness of information to most people, except as entertainment. If facts weren't funny or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#6. You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD. - Author: Chris Jericho
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#7. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Author: Mark Twain
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#8. There is never only ONE of anything in nature. - Author: Carl Sagan
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#9. The more Discovery Channel you watch, the less chance you have of ever meeting a woman. Because it fills your head with odd facts that can come out at any moment. "Hello. Did you know Hitler was ticklish? That sea otters have four nipples? Wait - don't run away!" - Author: Dave Attell
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#10. Even in fiction, I feel rigorous honesty applies. It doesn't apply to facts; it applies to what I think of as not telling emotional lies, which is a funny business. - Author: Siri Hustvedt
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#11. I can't eat whatever I want, definitely not. I'm always controlled because I do a lot of fitness and triathlons, not just Formula One, so I always make sure I eat the right things. - Author: Jenson Button
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#12. To be a good hairdresser, you have to understand what the vision is of the designer or the photographer and then sort of add your thing. - Author: Guido Palau
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#13. I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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#14. Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts. - Author: Stephen Colbert
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#15. Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - Author: E.B. White
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#16. At times i am so focused like i have been taken over by a remote controlled computer, although not user friendly. - Author: Tina J. Richardson
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#17. The little girl riding her bicycle. Never once did she wonder: Is this worthwhile? - Author: Marty Rubin
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#18. Politics has become incendiary. People don't find it so funny now so I have to be careful, but I have to wake them up with some truths and the truths I aim at them are over 100 years old. Facts that no one can dispute. - Author: Hal Holbrook
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#19. Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better. - Author: Bauvard
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#20. I'm tired of ignorance held up as inspiration, where vicious anti-intellectualism is considered a positive trait, and where uninformed opinion is displayed as fact. - Author: Philip Plait
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#21. Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about ... - Author: James Franco
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#22. As a youth I got my jollies by confronting my professors with facts that ran completely contrary to what they were trying to ram into our thick skulls. His expressions of bafflement and anger had never failed to amuse me. - Author: Lia Habel
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