Funny Exercise Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 25 Funny Exercise Quotes

#1. If the average person realized the power he wields over his life and destiny, he would live in a perpetual state of wonder and thanksgiving. - Author: Earl Nightingale
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#2. I like things to be really, really funny, or really, really dramatic. Those books are certainly the ones that grab me. I like the exercise of reading through a paragraph, and it's just torture. I try not to have my eyes dart to the right. That's the stuff that I love. - Author: Angie Harmon
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#3. I have one of these bodies. When I was younger, I could never put weight on, and now that I'm a little older, there's a natural sort of chubbiness coming. But honestly, if I work out for a week, it drops off in no time. - Author: Idris Elba
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#4. I don't see the point of watching men exercise. - Author: Natasha Leggero
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#5. Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise. - Author: Sarah Mayberry
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#6. Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity. - Author: Henry S. Haskins
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#7. He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#8. by abolishing any chance of being bored we have also lost the time we used to have to think and process. - Author: Greg McKeown
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#9. Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to. - Author: Sylvester Stallone
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#10. I think that you need to have books that talk about the lives of the poor, and they need to be involved - involved in acquisitions. - Author: Sandra Cisneros
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#11. I think a lot of young kids at school are very conscious of trying to keep credibility in case they kind of stand out in a crowd and get bullied by trying to stay cool and stuff. And my whole thing, all the way through school, was I was just a goof ... I didn't care. - Author: Dominic Monaghan
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#12. It's really important for boys to have a father around, or a grandfather, or an uncle - a man they can really relate to who loves them, and who they know loves them. - Author: Laura Bush
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#13. doesn't she hate me? It wasn't that I wanted Sara to hate me, I didn't, but she should. Backing - Author: Aleatha Romig
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#14. That's what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy - something that's completely committed and more approached as an acting exercise, as opposed to being worried about whether to be funny or not. The comedy comes from the context. - Author: Will Ferrell
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#15. Names are just our way of forgetting things. - Author: Marty Rubin
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#16. A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#17. Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. - Author: Maria Bamford
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#18. I looked at myself in that window, oblivious to all the people around me and I stared and smiled that particular smile. You know that smile that seems to knock you and tell you how pathetic you are? That's the smile I was smiling. - Author: Markus Zusak
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#19. God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Author: Naguib Mahfouz
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#20. A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. - Author: Matthew Lillard
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#21. The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. - Author: Tommy Bolt
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#22. Creative powers can just as easily turn out to be destructive. It rests solely with the moral personality whether they apply themselves to good things or to bad. And if this is lacking, no teacher can supply it or take its place. - Author: Carl Jung
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#23. Words never change. What changes is how one interprets them. - Author: Marty Rubin
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#24. Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE - Author: A.O. Storm
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#25. Oh, Mr. Trout," nice Milo went on, there in Trout's suite, "teach us to sing and dance and laugh and cry. We've tried to survive so long on money and sex and envy and real estate and football and basketball and automobiles and television and alcohol - on sawdust and broken glass! - Author: Anonymous
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