Top 26 Funny Ex Lover Quotes

#1. Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.

Marcello Mastroianni

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #193061
#2. Alexander? Fine. I'll leave you alone so you can call Lover Boy back." "Stop calling him that." Once he was gone, she punched her pillow a few times. It was funny that Sam thought she could have any man she wanted. If she were just looking for guys who wanted to hang out

CrushStar Romance

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #213621
#3. My son is such a lover, such a caretaker and so funny. He's seven, and he genuinely cracks me up. And my daughter is a fearless powerhouse. They fill me with wonder and admiration.

Kelly Sue DeConnick

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #260614
#4. Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.

Jack Paar

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #268960
#5. I wish I wanted you, Rehv.
He laughed dryly. Funny. I know just what you mean.

J.R. Ward

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #327935
#6. Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #336903
#7. It's a funny thing, but it's often overlooked that I'm a huge devout lover of French cooking. I have the utmost respect for them, though they have lost their respect for me because they think the way I cook is nutty.

Wylie Dufresne

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #414884
#8. I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #664425
#9. The journey to a thousand stars is not too far a journey in the quest to have true love abiding in a pure heart.

C. JoyBell C.

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #678420
#10. I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #695577
#11. We don't live far away, I'll hold her on my lap. Dominic has Bronagh."

I heard male grumbling then a quick, "I call shot gun."

It was Kane who spoke.

"The fuck?" Damien snapped. "Why do I have to sit between lover boys and the drunken sisters?

L.A. Casey

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #751685
#12. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to lover her.

John Green

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #770271
#13. According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Jay Leno

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #975600
#14. So travel for me is an act of discovery and of responsibility as well a grand adventure and a constant liberation.

Pico Iyer

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1077157
#15. Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Evan Esar

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1175211
#16. One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny.

John Updike

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1224212
#17. It was a good thing Ridge was mighty fond of Tug or he'd probably have killed him by now.
As it was, it had been touch and go for a little while that morning. But killing your lover on Christmas morning was so ... so ... heterosexual.

Josh Lanyon

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1247420
#18. The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

Charlie Pierce

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1263850
#19. When two souls compose a single song, The muse fans Livid wrath before long.

Euripides

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1349285
#20. You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1471918
#21. I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

Stephanie Lennox

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1480592
#22. Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1497989
#23. A musician carries the music within him. He needs no specific instrument. he is the music.

Marlo Morgan

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1504689
#24. Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.

William Arthur Ward

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1663532
#25. yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...

Hiroko Sakai

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1730116
#26. Say, 'Thank you, Phin.' "
"Oh, please."
"Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. "
"I don't think so."
"Say, 'You are a great lover, Phin.' "
"I'm out of here.

Jennifer Crusie

Funny Ex Lover Quotes #1879179

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