Top 26 Funny Ex Lover Quotes
#1. Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.
Marcello Mastroianni
#2. Alexander? Fine. I'll leave you alone so you can call Lover Boy back." "Stop calling him that." Once he was gone, she punched her pillow a few times. It was funny that Sam thought she could have any man she wanted. If she were just looking for guys who wanted to hang out
CrushStar Romance
#3. My son is such a lover, such a caretaker and so funny. He's seven, and he genuinely cracks me up. And my daughter is a fearless powerhouse. They fill me with wonder and admiration.
Kelly Sue DeConnick
#4. Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing.
Jack Paar
#5. I wish I wanted you, Rehv.
He laughed dryly. Funny. I know just what you mean.
J.R. Ward
#6. Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
#7. It's a funny thing, but it's often overlooked that I'm a huge devout lover of French cooking. I have the utmost respect for them, though they have lost their respect for me because they think the way I cook is nutty.
Wylie Dufresne
#9. The journey to a thousand stars is not too far a journey in the quest to have true love abiding in a pure heart.
C. JoyBell C.
#10. I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
Dark Jar Tin Zoo
#11. We don't live far away, I'll hold her on my lap. Dominic has Bronagh."
I heard male grumbling then a quick, "I call shot gun."
It was Kane who spoke.
"The fuck?" Damien snapped. "Why do I have to sit between lover boys and the drunken sisters?
L.A. Casey
#12. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to lover her.
John Green
#13. According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.
Jay Leno
#14. So travel for me is an act of discovery and of responsibility as well a grand adventure and a constant liberation.
Pico Iyer
#15. Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Evan Esar
#16. One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny.
John Updike
#17. It was a good thing Ridge was mighty fond of Tug or he'd probably have killed him by now.
As it was, it had been touch and go for a little while that morning. But killing your lover on Christmas morning was so ... so ... heterosexual.
Josh Lanyon
#18. The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
Charlie Pierce
#19. When two souls compose a single song, The muse fans Livid wrath before long.
Euripides
#20. You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#21. I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
Stephanie Lennox
#22. Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#23. A musician carries the music within him. He needs no specific instrument. he is the music.
Marlo Morgan
#24. Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others, sharing with others.
William Arthur Ward
#25. yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...
Hiroko Sakai
#26. Say, 'Thank you, Phin.' "
"Oh, please."
"Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. "
"I don't think so."
"Say, 'You are a great lover, Phin.' "
"I'm out of here.
Jennifer Crusie
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