Funny Evolution Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 12 famous quotes and sayings about funny evolution to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 12 Funny Evolution Quotes

#1. Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' - Author: Marc Maron
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#2. Rebels depend on willful gullibility. - Author: Dan Jones
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#3. Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. - Author: Damien Fahey
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#4. I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. - Author: Criss Jami
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#5. Charlie said, his voice rising an octave in desperation. "I know it's ridiculous, but I keep trying to rationalise everything and it's driving me crazy. Did you spot that flying horse earlier? I found myself trying to explain it with Darwin's Theory of Evolution. - Author: Victor Kloss
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#6. And never resist a perfect moment. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#7. Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen. - Author: Jessica Valenti
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#8. The funny thing is if in England, you ask a man in the street who the greatest living Darwinian is, he will say Richard Dawkins. And indeed, Dawkins has done a marvelous job of popularizing Darwinism. But Dawkins' basic theory of the gene being the object of evolution is totally non-Darwinian. - Author: Ernst W. Mayr
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#9. I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should be placed in an attempt to keep someone's attention and perhaps provide them with a laugh or two along the way. - Author: Alan Zweibel
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#10. President Reagan, Jack Kemp and other advocates of supply-side economics understood that pro-growth tax, spending and economic policies were essential to America's long-term economic and fiscal health. - Author: Bob Beauprez
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#11. All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them. - Author: Raheel Farooq
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#12. Odd arrangements and funny solutions are the proof of evolution - paths that a sensible God would never tread but that a natural process, constrained by history, follows perforce. - Author: Stephen Jay Gould
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