Top 12 Funny Evacuation Quotes

#1. When I'm sitting around watching a game with some friends, and we're all excited, and Jordan is driving in, we might say, 'Come on Mike, break me off a little somethin'-somethin'.' I decided to take that and translate it into what I do on 'SportsCenter.' Just add statistics.

Stuart Scott

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#2. Before journalism, I had worked doing medical aid work in conflict zones. Then, as a journalist, I had written about hospitals in war zones.

Sheri Fink

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#3. I believe the greatest asset a head of state can have is the ability to get a good night's sleep.

Harold Wilson

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#4. From the beginning, we were prepared, we know how we would shoot and cut the two versions.

Bille August

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#5. You can knock down kingdoms on a whim. What you need is someone to make sure you don't get hit by a carriage when you cross the street.

Scott Lynch

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#6. God seeks us where we are, not so that we stay there, but so that we may come to be where He is, so that we may get beyond ourselves.

Pope Benedict XVI

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#7. A woman has the right to change her mind about having sex at any point of sexual contact. If her partner doesn't stop at the point or at the time she says no, then it's sexual assault, rape. Consent must be given every time two persons engage in sexual contact. Sex without consent is rape.

S.A. David

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#8. Our thoughts, our feelings, our dreams, our ideas, are physical in the universe.

Will Smith

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#9. and all of the books are behind metal grates, protected like the precious objects they are.

Jenny Han

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#10. How can I throw my life away in the least unhappy way?

Stewart Brand

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#11. It was as though the people needed the ugliness of the village, and fed on it. The houses and the stores seemed to have been set up in contemptuous haste to provide shelter for the drab and the unpleasant.

Shirley Jackson

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#12. What's new is this amazingly efficient distribution system for stolen property called the Internet - and no one's gonna shut down the Internet.

Steve Jobs

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