Top 9 Funny Estate Agent Quotes

#1. My strongest hope is for a cameo as a band playing in a club visited by the detectives on 'Law & Order: SVU' during the course of an investigation, maybe during sound check, or something, so they can force us to stop playing while they question the sound guy.

John Darnielle

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #23952
#2. Man wants but little, nor that little long; How soon must he resign his very dust, Which frugal nature lent him for an hour!

Edward Young

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #265900
#3. Chase had looked at the apartment - online - talked to the real estate agent - online - obtained references - online.
Now, standing in the hallway, it was obvious he'd gotten fucked - online.

Adrienne Wilder

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #485882
#4. It's funny when people ask if I'm a lesbian. I played a real estate agent in 'Father of the Bride, Part II,' but no one has asked me if I sell real estate.

Nora Dunn

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #599643
#5. Sharon has subverted the whole process by turning it into something sequential and conditional and, of course, by making himself the interpreter of the road map,

Hanan Ashrawi

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #715768
#6. I am convinced that we must train not only the head, but the heart and hand as well.

Soong May-ling

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #792704
#7. What doesn't kill us sharpens us. Hardens us. Schools us. You're beating plowshares into swords, Vosch. You are remaking us. We are the clay, and you are Michelangelo. And we will be your masterpiece.

Rick Yancey

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #923262
#8. Sometimes the most difficult battles are the ones we are forced not to fight.

R.A. Salvatore

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #1692193
#9. Whether the aim is in heaven or on earth, wisdom or wealth, the essential condition of its pursuit and attainment is always security and order.

Johan Huizinga

Funny Estate Agent Quotes #1869352

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