Top 12 Funny Epilepsy Quotes

#1. I think anyone about to leave one job not surprisingly would use their knowledge, their experience, their skills drawn from their previous positions to try and earn a living in the future. That's what happens in all interviews.

Geoff Hoon

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#2. Like many lazy people, once I started work I could not stop; perhaps that is why we avoid it.

Cyril Connolly

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#3. Compassion is the capacity to understand the suffering in oneself and in the other person. If you understand your own suffering, you can help him to understand his suffering. Understanding suffering brings compassion and relief.

Thich Nhat Hanh

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#4. We got there without being spotted. I pulled her in, then shut the door, pressing my back to it and exhaling like an epileptic pilot who'd just landed a cargo plane full of dynamite.

Brandon Sanderson

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#5. I am sober, grounded, focused, I'm writing again, I like where I am. I'm real positive and I got this great family that came along with my wife - I'm happily married and she's a great part of me that was missing - and I feel real good.

Joe Walsh

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#6. Happy-ever-after is a fairy-tale notion, not history. I know of no woman who escaped from Chelmno alive.

Jane Yolen

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#7. I got a car when I was 16. I didn't even have a driver's license.

Casey Johnson

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#8. I may not be there yet, but I am closer than I was yesterday

Misty Copeland

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#9. At 16, I would wear clothes that hid my body; now I've found clothes that fit me rather than cover me. I'm not skinny, but I'm healthy, and you have to embrace what you've been given.

Ella Henderson

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#10. I just saved your fucking life, Mom ... You could at least offer me an Oreo.

Neal Stephenson

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#11. Beauty is the mystery of life. It is not in the eye, it is in the mind.

Agnes Martin

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#12. She'd begun her story to divert him from his nightmare. Little did she know that what she described created its own nightmares.

Anna Campbell

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