Funny Employee Morale Quotes

#1. Many stroke survivors look back on their attack as a stroke of luck. Of course, by luck they mean horrible paralysis. - Author: Dana Gould

#2. Of all the rights of woman, the greatest is to be a mother - Author: Lin Yutang

#3. Many pregnant vegan women notice that, much like what happens when any woman begins to share the news of her baby, her friends and family suddenly become experts in prenatal care. - Author: Elizabeth Castoria

#4. You have to be able to carry a conversation. I think after the initial attraction kind of dies down. The lust dies down. There has to be the thing that engages you. - Author: Chris Pine

#5. I was not good at team sports, I have to say. I'm quite good at individual sports, but I was not good at team sports, so I wasn't good at baseball and football. - Author: Tom Ford

#6. Slavery and a controlling spirit are not God's methods of training and teaching people. - Author: Sunday Adelaja

#7. If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch. - Author: Nasim Pedrad

#8. We walk around carrying Closed signs around our necks while we press Open to our chests and wonder why the doorbell never rings. - Author: Shinji Moon

#9. We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping. - Author: Minna Antrim

#10. All prejudices are equally fatal to good government. - Author: Anthony Eden

#11. Running my fastest not from my past. Running from those who have hurt me in it. And, they can't catch me anymore. I escaped from the land of make believe. - Author: Jill Telford