Funny Emotionally Unavailable Quotes

#1. Perserverance is the sibbling of success.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#2. To develop a more or less accurate self-image ... is simply to gain a comprehensive awareness of those facets of yourself which you didn't know existed.
And these facets are easily spotted because they show up as your symptoms.

Ken Wilber

#3. Her breath caught in her throat, for she heard the clatter of death waiting to fall.

Kate Danley

#4. The devil is an angel too.

Miguel De Unamuno

#5. I would rather have played a character like Opie than Little Ricky.

Keith Thibodeaux

#6. Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,

Robyn Peterman

#7. was the time to ask him out, if there ever was one. "What time is it?" I said out loud. Penelope Akk, legendary supervillain and absolute romantic failure.

Richard Roberts

#8. To be conscious of Being, you need to reclaim consciousness from the mind. This is one of the most essential tasks on your spiritual journey.

Eckhart Tolle

#9. Sometimes, my books start with a scene I see in my mind, such as a woman in a wedding dress running away from her wedding like in 'Embers of Love.' Sometimes, a book can start with a character.

Tracie Peterson

#10. In the information age, it's not just whose army wins, but whose story wins.

Joseph Nye

#11. She had a heart the size of France and the lucky few whom she loved, she loved with every square inch of it. But it's size made it dangerous.

Ransom Riggs