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Top 14 Funny Embalming Quotes

#1. She informed me that in the future, I was not to throw out Starbucks customers just for being heartless bitches. - Author: Lauren Myracle
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#2. The life of a boxer is about fighting for world titles. - Author: Roberto Duran
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#3. When you're young, you're very insecure. And if I could learn, if I could revisit my own past I could say to myself, don't think too much, just get on and do it. - Author: Anthony Hopkins
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#4. Cease-fire is important, but it can last only for a very, very, very short time. - Author: Silvan Shalom
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#5. [At age 92:] There are places I'd like to return to. But not as I was then but as I am now. 'Cause I'm trying to understand. And I've understood nothing. - Author: Leonora Carrington
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#6. The nature of love is that it catches you off-guard, subjects you to rules you have never faced, some of them contradictory. - Author: Ivan Doig
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#7. I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they're both in my car and I want you to see them - Author: Bob Saget
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#8. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. - Author: John Donne
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#9. Ummm ... " She licked her lips. "Define fun."
"Quit doing that, jailbait. It's distracting. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#10. The real spiritual progress of the aspirant is measured by the extent to which he achieves inner tranquility. - Author: Swami Sivananda
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#11. Alice: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is. - Author: Lewis Carroll
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#12. We've got two lives -- one we're given and the other one we make. - Author: Mary Chapin Carpenter
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#13. Venice, it's temples and palaces did seem like fabrics of enchantment piled to heaven. - Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
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#14. Success surely comes with conscience in the long run, other things being equal. Capacity and fidelity are commercially profitable qualities. - Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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