Funny Efficiency Quotes

#1. Take Care of Yourself First- It's Easier to Serve Others That Way.

Dashama Konah Gordon

#2. You hold onto what you have; you do not give it up easily, even when you know it is poisoning you.

Poppy Z. Brite

#3. I don't believe that human beings can achieve ultimate enlightenment, because humans have flaws.

Tiger Woods

#4. My values about learning changed. I realized that information changes situations.

Eric Thomas

#5. Nothing perhaps increases by indulgence more than a desultory habit of reading, especially under such opportunities of gratifying it.

Walter Scott

#6. The Internet is the aggregate of human derpitude.

Listening to the Internet without being confident you've found a well-curated garden relative to the area of concern is a bad idea.

Jeff Alexander

#7. On life's vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale.

Alexander Pope

#8. The truth ? the truth my dear Ashely is a luxury available only to those who are not involved in its consequences

Morris L. West

#9. You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.

Scarlett Johansson

#10. I do not want to foresee the future. I am concerned with taking care of the present. God has given me no control over the moment following.

Mahatma Gandhi

#11. Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.

Don Roff

#12. One: He's Michael. Two: he's scheduled for a meltdown. Three: Lia had been miss Rosy Sunshine since she got downstairs, and Lia doesn't do roses or sunshine unless she's screwing with someone or deeply upset.
-Dean Redding

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#13. When love and duty are one then grace is within your soul.

Shannon L. Alder