Top 15 Funny Ecards Happy Birthday Quotes

#1. Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.

Richelle E. Goodrich

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#2. I don't want to give too much ink to foolish men.

Tori Amos

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#3. I love you as river love the ocean.
I love you as the rain love the earth.

Debasish Mridha

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#4. Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?

Bill Gates

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#5. I am a feminist. And I'm so glad that Lena Dunham exists, because she is one too, and she's quite vocal about it. Yes, women have more freedom and more influence than ever, but it's hardly equal. It's just not.

Claire Danes

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#6. He pulled me into the room and way lay on the featherbed and made love. And I was reminded of what was best about us.
How very easy and natural we could be as bodies, with no sharp angles or missteps and no need for talking.
How in bed, as nowhere else, he was my favorite animal and I was his.

Paula McLain

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#7. If God saved my life, why didn't he save their lives? Is my life so much more valuable? So I'm special ... and they're
not?

Amy Harmon

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#8. Paintings. Or the collapse of time in images.

Paul Auster

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#9. Today, as chief Of the guardians of the seas Of the land of the dawn, I gaze up with awe At the rising sun!

Isoroku Yamamoto

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#10. I am flippant. That's one of my charms.

Ryan O'Neal

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#11. If you hear a C-major chord with an equal temperament, you've heard it a million times before and your brain accepts it. But if you hear a chord that you've never heard before, you're like, "huh."

Aphex Twin

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#12. First time I ever joint the Chorus," Don Lewiston said, "I forgot the face of my father,

Joe Hill

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#13. To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

Tim Minchin

Funny Ecards Happy Birthday Quotes #1673812
#14. God isn't honored by prayers that are within the realm of human possibility; God is honored when we ask Him to do what is humanly impossible. That way, God gets all the glory!

Mark Batterson

Funny Ecards Happy Birthday Quotes #1818017
#15. I'm not asking you to marry me, or even confessing my love for you. Those things take time, and work. This," he ran his fingers along her collarbone, "this takes chemistry.

Skye Callahan

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