Funny Earthquake Quotes

#1. Marathon tidying produces a heap of garbage. At this stage, the one disaster that can wreak more havoc than an earthquake is the entrance of that recycling expert who goes by the alias of "mother.

Marie Kondo

#2. Arrogance is the armor worn by hollow men,

Eric Greitens

#3. Every time a man unburdens his heart to a stranger he reaffirms the love that unites humanity.

Germaine Greer

#4. The next time, Emissary, I'll come say hello.

Sarah J. Maas

#5. When we are willing to explore our own experiences, we open the doorway to deeper connection and intimacy.

Sharon Salzberg

#6. Why should you want to help him?" "Your brother Jon asked it of me. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things." Tyrion Lannister placed a hand over his heart and grinned. The

George R R Martin

#7. Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!

Haruki Murakami

#8. Being temporarily broke sharpens the mirror's reflection.

Garry Fitchett

#9. If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation.

William Hazlitt

#10. Live your life and forget your age.

Norman Vincent Peale

#11. Whether the Bible is Law or Gospel depends on the spiritual condition of the one hearing it. If someone is regenerate and loves God, then the whole Bible is Gospel to him. If someone is unregenerate and hates God, the whole Bible is Law to him, the whole thing condemns him.

Douglas Wilson

#12. Even the most simple thing such as looking up the sky could bring comfort to you, even when the one you loved was far away.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#13. Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.

Claud Cockburn

#14. Part of me can't understand how Mom could do this. But there's that other part of me that can readily relate. Because I feel a pull in two different directions too.

Siobhan Davis

#15. But am I clever and right or clever and wrong?

Cassandra Clare

#16. I was a god - the god of cake - and I was unstoppable.

Allie Brosh

#17. We always try to interpret things in accordance with what we want and not as they are.

Paulo Coelho