Funny Dysfunctional Friends Quotes

#1. There are two fools in this world. One is the millionaire who thinks that by hoarding money he can somehow accumulate real power, and the other is the penniless reformer who thinks that if only he can take the money from one class and give it to another, all the world's ills will be cured.

Henry Ford

#2. Now he is gone
as you are gone.
But he belongs to me like lost baggage.

Anne Sexton

#3. He found a set of encyclopedias - like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky.

Michael Grant

#4. It could fairly be said that the U.S. is increasingly out of step with the rest of the world. As our neighbors to the south elect left-wing or even socialist governments, we are lurching further to the right. As Europe becomes less engaged to the Church, we are becoming more fundamentalist.

Graydon Carter

#5. Well, I've learned something from Michael Robison just about maximizing your shots. For example, if I'm shooting a scene and someone's driving at the wheel, you could steal an insert in the same shot.

Anthony Michael Hall

#6. Boredom is merely a symptom of an apathetic soul.

Tim

#7. Was sheathed tightly, stroked by Derek's clenching muscles, swelling in its prince's chamber, even as Rico started to rock back and forth.

Amy Lane

#8. For I never care to do a thing in a quiet way; it's got to be theatrical or I don't take any interest in it.

Mark Twain

#9. There is a great difference between enlightenment and education. The former is a discerned vital knowledge without guidance while the latter is imparting any knowledge.

Uzoma Nnadi

#10. Music always brings great things and makes me meet amazing people. It's amazing.

Marilou