Top 24 Funny Dry Humor Quotes
#1. I can't imagine anything more debilitating, anything more challenging, anything more thrilling than to get on a stage and do any kind of play. It is such a vulnerable place for any actor to be in.
Michelle Monaghan
#2. A lot of people don't get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means "not funny," but it also means I'm the only one who ever knows it's a joke.
Kasie West
#3. If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
Steven Wright
#5. I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.
Michael Buble
#6. Confront your past, live in the present, and look forward to the future.
Mary A. Perez
#7. I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.
Topher Grace
#8. The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.
Bauvard
#9. When the Attorney-General ceased, a buzz arose in the court as if a cloud of great blue-flies were swarming about the prisoner, in anticipation of what he was soon to become.
Charles Dickens
#10. The unexpected cannot guarantee success, but it guarantees the best chance of success.
B.H. Liddell Hart
#11. At least a circus performance does not last long, and the regime availing itself of the services of clownish journalists has the longevity of a mouldering mushroom.
Anna Politkovskaya
#12. The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.
Jim Butcher
#13. I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but ... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.
Ian MacKaye
#14. A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a truth.
Thomas Mann
#15. You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.
Dylan Moran
#16. I heard the various terms of abuse at school and probably indulged them in the way you do as a kid.
Christopher Eccleston
#17. People try nonviolence for a week, and when it 'doesn't work,' they go back to violence, which hasn't worked for centuries.
Zak Ebrahim
#18. Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
#19. Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.
Terry Pratchett
#20. Wonderful. I'm stranded with the least creative Ramblers.
M.L. LeGette
#21. What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
Parker S. Huntington
#22. With unemployment still abysmally high, the Obama economy is crushing Hispanics' dreams for their children to live a better life.
Marco Rubio
#23. I will always choose to be an imbecile. I couldn't cut it as an old fashion, and dry gal.
Mary Sage Nguyen
#24. Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Billiam Coronel
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