Top 19 Funny Drunkenness Quotes

#1. Your richness is on your ability to share and not in how much you have.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #17184
#2. Record companies, I found out, can put out compilations without your permission.

Pink

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #155969
#3. Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.


-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain

Ashley Jade

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #373052
#4. All of these people had character. None of them thought they were special people, born with the right to win. They were people who worked hard, who learned how to keep their focus under pressure, and who stretched beyond their ordinary abilities when they had to.

Carol S. Dweck

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #389049
#5. My own personal process with movies is to develop the characters with the actors and, when I've done that properly, you can't imagine anyone else, but that actor, playing that part.

Doug Liman

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #460900
#6. awareness of a problem does not mean much - particularly when you have special interests and self-serving institutions in play.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #466343
#7. I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

Mark Twain

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#8. If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

Richard Kadrey

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #696405
#9. Obama's record on climate issues is not all bad.

Jeff Goodell

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#10. Never be led in new paths by the blind

Claude C. Hopkins

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#11. Even our parents seemed to agree more and more with the television version of things, listening to the reporters' inanities as though they could tell us the truth about our own lives.

Jeffrey Eugenides

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #862286
#12. My life is a suitcase. I am the traveling Mexican.

Guillermo Del Toro

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #982709
#13. The fact is that Santa and Satan are alter egos, brothers; they have the same origin.

Phyllis Siefker

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #1012069
#14. I tried to curl around him, holding him with my arching body. His mouth was slow and searching, the kisses hard at first, then loosening as if unraveling from their own heat. The pleasure thickened, hard flushes rising through me, bringing the desire to full-slip ripeness.

Lisa Kleypas

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #1106469
#15. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

Rita Rudner

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#16. Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

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#17. Hope is a passion for the possible.

Soren Kierkegaard

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#18. All I want is nothing
but a window to your soul
and time to sit and stare.

Peregrine

Funny Drunkenness Quotes #1694183
#19. I can't wait for them to convert old movies to 3D. I am 100% confident I want them to convert 'Terminator 2' to 3D more than I want anything in the world.

Evan Goldberg

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