Top 15 Funny Drunk Photo Quotes

#1. I remember so many things [. . .] The problem is, only half of them are true . . . and the half which is true keeps changing places with the half which is false.

Peter David

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#2. Sometimes when we find love we pretend it away, or ignore it, or tell ourselves we're imagining it. Because it's the most painful kind of hope there is. By indifference . By death.

Leigh Bardugo

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#3. You remember my roommate, Brad, right?"
Since he made a nightly appearance in my dreams and was plastered all over my computer screen at home, yeah, I remembered him.

Rachel Hawthorne

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#4. My hope is that one day Mike Glennon is a Hall of Famer,

Josh McCown

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#5. There may be aliens in our Milky Way galaxy, and there are billions of other galaxies. The probability is almost certain that there is life somewhere in space.

Buzz Aldrin

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#6. Living without love is worse than dying, Younger. William T.

Alison McGhee

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#7. All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

Mark Haddon

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#8. In this life, you cannot understand what you have not lived.

Cyrille Mendes

Funny Drunk Photo Quotes #568672
#9. That was clearly surprising, interesting - a very interesting milestone was when you can pick up a magazine and read an article about some sort of computer related thing and they mention the word internet without explaining it.

Jon Postel

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#10. I married John Paul because I'm knocked out by his style. Because I love him and respect him and enjoy the transformations that take place as a result of our sharing the same dimensions.

Tom Robbins

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#11. We check our cellphones 100 Times per day.
(Credit to Thoughty2)

Deyth Banger

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#12. I accept the universe!

Margaret Fuller

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#13. I want people to recognize Luther Allison when I play.

Luther Allison

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#14. What would happen if all the populations on the planet simply refused to fight human beings they did not even know?

Gladys Taber

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#15. Every man's powers have relation to some kind of work; and whenever he finds that kind of work which he can do best
that to which his powers are best adapted
he finds that which will give him the best development, and that by which he can best build up, or make, his manhood.

J.G. Holland

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