Top 12 Funny Draftsman Quotes

#1. I think you learn to live with the pain of miscarrying. The open wound heals and becomes a scar. Not as raw, but always there. A part of you- your heart.

Ellen DuBois

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#2. I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

Neil Cavuto

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#3. When you buy a lottery ticket, you don't know how tickets have been sold. But sold they have been. And there is an underlying distribution for the game.

Robert Haugen

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#4. There are optical errors in time as there are in space.

Marcel Proust

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#5. If we think of the field as being removed, there is no 'space'
which remains, since space does not have an independent
existence.

Albert Einstein

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#6. Whatever did they feed you to make you grow so large? (Nora)
A great deal of breast milk. (Ewan)
You take great delight in shocking people, don't you? (Nora)

Kinley MacGregor

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#7. The life above, when this is past,
Is the ripe fruit of life below.
Sow love, and taste its fruitage pure;
Sow peace, and reap its harvest bright;
Sow sunbeams on the rock and moor,
And find a harvest-home of light.

Horatius Bonar

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#8. In her opinion, Alexander Graham Bell and Clarence Birdseye are the two greatest Americans that ever lived excluding Robert E. Lee. She believes we never lost the War Between the States, that General Lee thought General Grant was the butler and just naturally handed him his sword.

Fannie Flagg

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#9. Cells are not controlled by genes and neither are we.

Bruce H. Lipton

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#10. Cricket is not like a government job where retirement age is fixed at A cricketer can retire at 30 or 60; it's up to the player.

Virender Sehwag

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#11. Man is often the prisoner of the culture he lives in. Question your culture to break the prison doors! Question it so that you can be able to see the incredible stupidities in your culture!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#12. When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works.

Paulo Coelho

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