Funny Don't Lie Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Funny Don't Lie Quotes

#1. When you think back in history about producers and artists or writers who've had good synergy, a lot of times they date, or they're married, or there's a friendship and a kinship. - Author: Solange Knowles
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#2. People who ask confidently get more than those who are hesitant and uncertain. When you've figured out what you want to ask for, do it with certainty, boldness and confidence. - Author: Jack Canfield
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#3. Karma has always existed, as have you, I, and all things in this wonderful universe. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#4. When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark ... for hours ... and don't move ... I'm locking the door now.' - Author: Dylan Moran
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#5. But really, for me, I tried to find first-person accounts. I tried to read stories from men and women who had survived slavery because it's different when you hear it from their mouths instead of reading it from a history book. - Author: Jurnee Smollett
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#6. I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin. - Author: Becky Albertalli
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#7. A few years make such havoc in human generations that we soon see ourselves deprived of those with whom we entered the world, and whom the participation of pleasures or fatigues had endeared to our remembrance. - Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
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#8. By the way, don't think I forgot you tried to lie to me again."
"So, how long is it gonna take for you to turn into a wolf, so I can run the hell away from you? - Author: Sarah Brianne
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#9. It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie. - Author: Jewel E. Ann
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#10. The truth is, most of the genuinely tragic episodes of lost food are things that are somewhat outside the reach of the home cook, even a home cook like me who has been known to overreach from time to time. - Author: Nora Ephron
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#11. I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga ... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are." - Author: Bill Cosby
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#12. But if intelligence is our only edge, we must learn to use it better, to sharpen it, to understand its limitations and deficiencies - to use it as cats use stealth, as walking sticks use camouflage, to make it the tool of our survival. - Author: Carl Sagan
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#13. Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot. - Author: J.A. Saare
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#14. There are times when I look over the various parts of my character with perplexity. I recognize that I am made up of several persons and that the person that at the moment has the upper hand will inevitably give place to another. But which is the real one? All of them or none? - Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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#15. In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes ... you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?" - Author: David Cross
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#16. This incomprehensible war would take from him even the humanity to find it incomprehensible. - Author: Anthony Marra
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#17. It's funny when you feel as if you don't want anything more in your life except to sleep, or else to lie without moving. That's when you can hear time sliding past you, like water running. - Author: Jean Rhys
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#18. Yes, threadbare seem his songs, to lettered ken - they were worn threadbare next the hearts of men. - Author: William Watson
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#19. We at the Department of Education are going to provide technical assistance; I've committed $14 million to show states how they might meet this more sophisticated approach. - Author: Margaret Spellings
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#20. Those who successfully go through tough times do so because they keep insisting. - Author: Max Lucado
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