Funny Donor Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 10 Funny Donor Quotes

#1. We all want to see Sunshine after Moonlight. - Author: Jan Jansen
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#2. Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. - Author: Devon McCormack
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#3. Time and attention are the most precious gifts we can give. - Author: Rob Liano
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#4. The word civilization to my mind is coupled with death. When I use the word, I see civilization as a crippling, thwarting thing, a stultifying thing. For me it was always so. I don't believe in the golden ages, you see ... civilization is the arteriosclerosis of culture. - Author: Henry Miller
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#5. Every once in the while I'll watch 'Duck Dynasty' and 'Kim & Kourtney Take Miami,' but outside of that, I don't really watch TV. Also, I don't text anybody, I'm hardly on Twitter or Instagram, and I'm very closed off. I'm kind of a hermit. - Author: Israel Broussard
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#6. I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend. - Author: J.L. Langley
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#7. I remember way back when I was young, 10 years ago. - Author: Charles Olson
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#8. As an experienced wallflower, Violet Winterbottom knew to stake her ground and guard it. She'd - Author: Tessa Dare
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#9. I tend to really be partial to Ayn Rand, and to The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged. - Author: Clarence Thomas
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#10. Nothing in your past is in your present making you do anything you don't choose to do. You are not your past history! You are not your past failures! You are not how others have at one time treated you! You are only who you are and what you do now in this moment. - Author: Karen Salmansohn
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