Top 20 Funny Dogs And Cats Quotes
#1. What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human.
Ze Frank
#2. She was my gravity, the very thing that kept me grounded. And I was hers, and I no longer wanted her to feel like she was falling. She was mine to catch. To steady. To hold.
Devon Ashley
#3. Human intelligence is a reflection of the intelligence that produces everything. In knowing, we are simply extending the intelligence that comes to and constitutes us. We mimic the mind of God, so to speak. Or better, we continue and extend it.
Huston Smith
#5. Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian
Mira Monroe
#6. Being on a mission-not thinking about myself and focusing on serving other people-is what brought me closer to God than anything else.
David Archuleta
#7. "Remember that time you dumped out a whole box of bait?"
I almost smile. It was the summer before eighth grade. Dad bought crickets at the bait shop. "They were screaming for help."
A.G. Howard
#8. I was gonna put him on the bus ... I got tired of him talking, it was time for him to go home.
Michael Lewis
#9. I don't think we choked this time. We never played well enough to choke.
Craig Matthews
#10. It's easier to be careful in dresses. You have to be or you end up flashing your underclothes or destroying beautiful fabric. Dresses force you to be on guard.
Dia Reeves
#11. The business world and adult society only really made sense to me if they were supposed to be funny, but I didn't see many other people laughing, so I started inventing my own worlds where life seemed more how it should be.
Christian Cook
#12. Blindness is a choice born of fear, nursed by complacency and groomed by comfort. And what I often don't see in my blindness is that 'choice' evidences the existence of other options.
Craig D. Lounsbrough
#13. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez
#14. Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
#16. The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
Glendon Swarthout
#17. Don't use cannon to kill musquito.
Confucius
#18. It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
Eleanor Porter
#19. Ha! No! You are still and ocean virgin, and today you lose you virginity!'
'I have the weirdest girlfriend alive,' Scott muses, staring up at the sky.
Kiersten White
#20. In free society art is not a weapon ... Artists are not engineers of the soul.
John F. Kennedy
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