Top 15 Funny Dirty One Line Quotes
#1. God doesn't work through us because we're flawless; rather, He works through us in spite of our imperfections.
Aiden Wilson Tozer
#2. I make my decisions and my judgments not based on what a prime minister of another country says, but based on what my principles tell me, how may DNA guides me.
Steve Israel
#3. I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts.
David Walliams
#4. When you're creating a character out of nothing, you have to make all the guesses as to how they walk, how they talk, how they think. It was all there on the table for us to pick and choose for Murrow.
David Strathairn
#5. Your words have more weight than most people's. You swing them wildly and you can hurt a lot of people,
Lauren Groff
#6. I feel like Sony appreciates good music from a talented artist.
DMX
#7. I'm pretty sure people thought I was like a dope rapper.
Big Pun
#8. Let them see you cry. Let them see you sweat. Let them see you bleed. Those three drops make you human. Never fear to show your humanity. It's the bravest act of all.
Toni Sorenson
#9. A funeral is not a funeral if beetroot salad does not make an appearance. Mrs
Eusebius McKaiser
#10. If I were to command a general to turn into a seagull, and if the general did not obey, that would not be the general's fault. It would be mine.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
#11. Death! Strange that there should be such a word, and such a thing, and we ever forget it; that one should be living, warm and beautiful, full of hopes, desires and wants, one day, and the next be gone, utterly gone, and forever!
Harriet Beecher Stowe
#12. Our rewards in life will always be in direct ratio to our service.
Earl Nightingale
#13. The whole idea is that if you turn your amp up to 10, you should still be able to play at a whisper - you've got to learn to control your hands
Mike Bloomfield
#14. Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with orange tar and oatmeal feathers.
Ray Palla
#15. made Weary sick to be ditched. When Weary was ditched, he would find somebody who was even more unpopular than himself, and he would horse around with that person for a while, pretending to be friendly. And then he would find some pretext for beating the shit out of him. It
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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