Funny Diet Coke Quotes

#1. My best moment of 2011 would definitely be the birth of my daughter six weeks ago, on September 25.

Dylan Walsh

#2. I don't hold grudges.

Ian McEwan

#3. It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'

Dominic Cooper

#4. Farmers in Missouri and across the country must comply with a variety of federal, state, and local regulations as they grow the crops and raise the livestock that we depend on to feed the nation and the world.

Ike Skelton

#5. Andy gave me a leatherbound Bible (which I also read, mostly to spite him)

Stephen King

#6. It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.

Jennifer Echols

#7. Some people celebrate their birthdays today like me others go to celebrate the dead... (Sounds az sam!) :D

Deyth Banger

#8. I've been hit in the head so many times, it's hard to remember that far back. I don't remember specific games.

Jim McMahon

#9. I am fairly certain that I was the first Seven Sisters grad to eat duck liver chased with a Diet Coke in the lobby of a federal penitentiary. Then again, you never know.

Piper Kerman

#10. I'll never take for granted the opportunity to put on a Dodger uniform.

Clayton Kershaw