Funny Diesel Mechanic Quotes

#1. Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is.

Gershon Legman

#2. With grace and gratitude, great life evolves.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. If you don't know where you're going, stop racing to get there.
from Just Desert by M. T. Anderson

Chris Van Allsburg

#4. My chief literary influences have been Paul Laurence Dunbar, Carl Sandburg, and Walt Whitman. My favorite public figures include Jimmy Durante, Marlene Dietrich, Mary McLeod Bethune, Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt, Marian Anderson, and Henry Armstrong.

Langston Hughes

#5. If you don't want to get old, don't mellow.

Linda Ellerbee

#6. I went to the opening of 'Sister Act,' and I had such a great time. I had no idea what it was about, and I had never seen the movies. But I heard the show went through some major last-minute craziness in previews, and man, opening night was really fun and really entertaining.

Aaron Lazar

#7. Marketing used to be about advertising, and advertising is expensive. Today, marketing is about engaging with the tribe and delivering products and services with stories that spread.

Seth Godin