Top 9 Funny Detention Quotes

#1. I'm a woman. I understand this. What's the reason for it to hold me back?

Elizabeth Redmond

#2. I've always had a penchant for dialects. I remember getting detention and being told, 'Have a think about where doing these funny voices might get you someday.'

Nolan North

#3. The innovation is going to come, and that is good for everybody.

Hilary Rosen

#4. Hollywood is a factory. You have to realize that you are working in a factory and you're part of the mechanism. If you break down, you'll be replaced.

Mel Gibson

#5. I wish I could tell people what I'm directing next, but I can't.

Amy Seimetz

#6. I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#7. I don't see myself as a Luddite.

Morley Safer

#8. How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole.

Stephanie Perkins

#9. I'll enjoy today while it's here, using the time wisely. Each day is a gift that soon becomes a memory.

Lina Rehal

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