Top 28 Funny Depression Sayings
#1. I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression.
Robert M. Pirsig
#2. Find someone who makes you smile, because it only takes a smile to make a day better
Paulo Coelho
#3. Everybody wanted to be depressed. But your depression was supposed to be funny, too, and that was what had proved too much for Dolores.
Mary Gaitskill
#4. When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.
Josh Billings
#5. You see," she said, "your first love isn't the first person you give your heart to - it's the first one who breaks it.
Lang Leav
#6. That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time.
Lenny Henry
#7. I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index.
Martha Manning
#8. When I was coming out of depression, I made one random video. It wasn't funny or anything, but just the idea that people I didn't know were watching it made me feel less alone than I'd felt in a long time.
Lilly Singh
#9. My demeanor isn't that of a woman enraged. To see me slumped, glassy-eyed, holding a sandwich someone has cut for me into four "manageable" pieces, a person might tell you I look much more like a woman subdued.
Koren Zailckas
#10. Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious.
Casey Renee Kiser
#11. Life is nor about 'Having', it's about 'Being'.
Ton De Graaf
#12. We are fortunate and blessed to have a partner of Harvey Schiller's stature, who shares our vision for the future of the Dodgers, the city of Los Angeles and our great baseball fans throughout the world.
Steve Garvey
#13. The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk.
E.W. Howe
#14. A small man intoxicated by being allowed to run around with the big aggressive powerful boys after so many years as a corduroy-clad peacenik.
George Galloway
#15. There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
Saurabh Sharma
#16. During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
Jerry Stiller
#17. In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
Marc Maron
#18. In the present state of our knowledge, it would be useless to attempt to speculate on the remote cause of the electrical energy ... its relation to chemical affinity is, however, sufficiently evident. May it not be identical with it, and an essential property of matter?
Humphry Davy
#19. When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
Hiroko Sakai
#20. Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly.
Sol Luckman
#21. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five stages of waking up.
Darynda Jones
#22. I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.
Parker Posey
#24. Laws are made to free people, not to bind them - if they are the proper laws. They tell each of us what he may do without transgressing on the equal liberty of any other man.
Louis L'Amour
#25. Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
Mitch Hedberg
#26. I'm an attorney when I'm not writing comics, and have been for years. That's a side of my life I don't always associate with pure creativity, but it's all worked out nicely.
Charles Soule
#27. Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny."
Ice Cube
#28. Books showed me there were possibilities in life, that there were actually people like me living in a world I could not only aspire to but attain. Reading gave me hope. For me, it was the open door.
Oprah Winfrey
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