Top 28 Funny Depression Sayings

#1. I make some jokes about it, but they're not funny and just add to the depression.

Robert M. Pirsig

Funny Depression Sayings #61215
#2. Find someone who makes you smile, because it only takes a smile to make a day better

Paulo Coelho

Funny Depression Sayings #223615
#3. Everybody wanted to be depressed. But your depression was supposed to be funny, too, and that was what had proved too much for Dolores.

Mary Gaitskill

Funny Depression Sayings #275036
#4. When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

Josh Billings

Funny Depression Sayings #404126
#5. You see," she said, "your first love isn't the first person you give your heart to - it's the first one who breaks it.

Lang Leav

Funny Depression Sayings #627611
#6. That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time.

Lenny Henry

Funny Depression Sayings #747520
#7. I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index.

Martha Manning

Funny Depression Sayings #763648
#8. When I was coming out of depression, I made one random video. It wasn't funny or anything, but just the idea that people I didn't know were watching it made me feel less alone than I'd felt in a long time.

Lilly Singh

Funny Depression Sayings #816578
#9. My demeanor isn't that of a woman enraged. To see me slumped, glassy-eyed, holding a sandwich someone has cut for me into four "manageable" pieces, a person might tell you I look much more like a woman subdued.

Koren Zailckas

Funny Depression Sayings #830443
#10. Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious.

Casey Renee Kiser

Funny Depression Sayings #847261
#11. Life is nor about 'Having', it's about 'Being'.

Ton De Graaf

Funny Depression Sayings #914594
#12. We are fortunate and blessed to have a partner of Harvey Schiller's stature, who shares our vision for the future of the Dodgers, the city of Los Angeles and our great baseball fans throughout the world.

Steve Garvey

Funny Depression Sayings #918068
#13. The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk.

E.W. Howe

Funny Depression Sayings #945734
#14. A small man intoxicated by being allowed to run around with the big aggressive powerful boys after so many years as a corduroy-clad peacenik.

George Galloway

Funny Depression Sayings #1166253
#15. There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.

Saurabh Sharma

Funny Depression Sayings #1350183
#16. During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Jerry Stiller

Funny Depression Sayings #1385299
#17. In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Marc Maron

Funny Depression Sayings #1430195
#18. In the present state of our knowledge, it would be useless to attempt to speculate on the remote cause of the electrical energy ... its relation to chemical affinity is, however, sufficiently evident. May it not be identical with it, and an essential property of matter?

Humphry Davy

Funny Depression Sayings #1461392
#19. When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...

Hiroko Sakai

Funny Depression Sayings #1470810
#20. Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly.

Sol Luckman

Funny Depression Sayings #1492839
#21. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance ... The five stages of waking up.

Darynda Jones

Funny Depression Sayings #1534098
#22. I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.

Parker Posey

Funny Depression Sayings #1601569
#23. As a woman, I have no country

Virginia Woolf

Funny Depression Sayings #1705673
#24. Laws are made to free people, not to bind them - if they are the proper laws. They tell each of us what he may do without transgressing on the equal liberty of any other man.

Louis L'Amour

Funny Depression Sayings #1761383
#25. Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Depression Sayings #1771118
#26. I'm an attorney when I'm not writing comics, and have been for years. That's a side of my life I don't always associate with pure creativity, but it's all worked out nicely.

Charles Soule

Funny Depression Sayings #1779072
#27. Some comedians you work with, they only turn on when the camera turn on, and they're like sad-faced clowns when the camera's off. And then, they come alive when the camera come on. And you be like, "Oh, damn. You're not a depressed ball of depression, but you are actually funny."

Ice Cube

Funny Depression Sayings #1824183
#28. Books showed me there were possibilities in life, that there were actually people like me living in a world I could not only aspire to but attain. Reading gave me hope. For me, it was the open door.

Oprah Winfrey

Funny Depression Sayings #1844808

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