Funny Depressing Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 29 Funny Depressing Sayings

#1. I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell. - Author: Mekhi Phifer
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#2. But, of course, for those of us who understand life, we would not care less about figures. - Author: Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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#3. Everyone
has limits. Not everyone accepts
them. - Author: Felix Baumgartner
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#4. But we weren't meant to live alone,' said Frank.
'Life makes its own corrections. - Author: Penelope Fitzgerald
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#5. It's funny,' I noted in the diary, 'how often I seem to build a story around one sentence, nearly always the last one, too. The themes are a bit depressing but I just can't get rid of that. - Author: Daphne Du Maurier
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#6. Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people. - Author: Richard M. Weiner
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#7. There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#8. Lack of understanding seemed as valuable to God as understanding. It required man to dip into the black hole of faith. But dipping into the hole was pretty much like walking through the dungeon at times. - Author: Ted Dekker
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#9. There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. - Author: Anton Chekhov
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#10. I hope this will find you ... enjoying the commencement of a new year with every prospect that can make it a happy one. - Author: James Madison
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#11. Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly. - Author: Sol Luckman
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#12. It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm really happy, I write really depressing stuff. - Author: Kathleen Hanna
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#13. The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing. - Author: Quentin Crisp
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#14. I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny. - Author: Terence Lewis
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#15. You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. - Author: Phillip C. McGraw
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#16. You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. - Author: Jeni Decker
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#17. Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks. - Author: William Safire
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#18. I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list. - Author: Lori Lesko
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#19. Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor. - Author: George Lopez
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#20. A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is? - Author: Colin Quinn
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#21. When I first came out with Blue, everyone compared me to Patsy Cline, which is the biggest honor, 'cause I've always looked up to her. - Author: LeAnn Rimes
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#22. I'm always trying to find the next comedian that just gives me something a little funny to combine with all of the depressing news that I'm processing. - Author: Jesse Williams
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#23. Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat. - Author: Tao Lin
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#24. Third, consider the insistency of an idea. The insistency of a past idea with reference to the present is a quantity which is less, the further back that past idea is, and rises to infinity as the past idea is brought up into coincidence with the present. - Author: Charles Sanders Peirce
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#25. If the Church of England were to fail, it would be found in my parish - Author: John Keble
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#26. Not only will giving up cigarettes put more money in your pocket, your body will thank you for it. - Author: Auliq Ice
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#27. Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#28. I like talking about subjects that aren't funny in the first place and making them funny. So anything down and depressing is something I'll talk about. - Author: Chris Rock
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#29. Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft. - Author: Jean-Louis Gassee
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