Funny Deadline Quotes

#1. On more than one occasion David, in his urge to explore the darker corners of the bookshelves, had found himself wearing strands of spider silk in his face and hair, causing the web's creator to scuttle into a corner and crouch balefully, lost in thoughts of arachnoid revenge.

John Connolly

#2. The only truths we can point to are the ever-changing truths of our own experience.

Peter Weiss

#3. Freedom is the realization that it is sufficient to simply be a human being.

Bryant McGill

#4. There is no mystery. Truth is here - always present. Mystery is in the mind and mind is a myth.

Rashmit Kalra

#5. The monsters in my head are scared of love ...

Diplo

#6. Women never really command until they have given their promise to obey; and they are never in more danger of being made slaves than when the men are at their feet.

George Farquhar

#7. Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

Lee Trevino

#8. That was the way love was, invisible, there whether or not you wanted to see it or admit to it.

Alice Hoffman

#9. For granting we have sinned, and that the offence
Of man is made against Omnipotence,
Some price that bears proportion must be paid,
And infinite with infinite be weighed.

John Dryden

#10. Did you ever dream you had a friend, Alec? Someone to last your whole life and you his. I suppose such a thing can't really happen outside sleep.

E. M. Forster

#11. I have always had a great interest in visually documenting the past.

Geoffrey Ward

#12. She explains that lost love is still love.Life has to end but love doesn't

Mitch Albom

#13. You're not worried about principles."Gabriel leaned closer, crowding her gently back against the column. His taunting whisper curled in her right ear like a wisp of smoke. "You're worried that you might do something naughty with me and enjoy it.

Lisa Kleypas

#14. I'm not good enough to be a saint and not bad enough to be interesting.

Bernadette Devlin

#15. If I want Callie to grow up to be a smart, strong woman, someone who values family and friends, and respects herself, I have to show her. If I want her to know the satisfaction of making something of herself with effort and work, I have to show her.

Nora Roberts