Top 14 Funny Daily Routine Quotes

#1. Guns are part of the American identity.

Henry Rollins

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #96971
#2. Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.

Evan Esar

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #125181
#3. I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

Andy Dick

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #333049
#4. To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #367539
#5. Life is really very fantastic, and one has to have a peculiar sense of humour to see the fun of it.
[Virtue]

W. Somerset Maugham

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #387999
#6. My dear man, a gourmand is a gentleman with the talent and fortitude to continue eating even when he is not hungry.

Richard C. Morais

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #415769
#7. My aim was to build up more and more that strength, hard and joyless, which had come to me when I heard the god's sentence; by learning, fighting, and labouring, to drive all the woman out of me.

C.S. Lewis

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #596706
#8. If Mrs. Morton would stop verbally jacking off her husband and son, this would all be done so much more quickly, but then Chess figured it was just about the only sex the woman got.

Stacia Kane

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #694899
#9. There is only one truth.

Daniel Marques

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #1195655
#10. Good health is multifaceted - it's physical, it's internal, it's my diet, and my emotional state. It's all tied in together.

Michelle Obama

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #1292249
#11. I can relax with bums because I am a bum. I don't like laws, morals, religions, rules. I don't like to be shaped by society.

Charles Bukowski

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #1378008
#12. I do endless chopping and preparing things. I really find that relaxing. I do a lot of thinking as I am chopping and cooking.

Kate Winslet

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #1565512
#13. I love living in Michigan, which has been great for my kids and my family.

Jeff Daniels

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #1571624
#14. The greater danger for most of us is not
that our aim is too high and we miss it,
but that it is too low and we reach it.
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Michaelangelo

Funny Daily Routine Quotes #1601130

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