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#1. I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. - Author: Maisie Williams
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#2. I've developed some deep relationships over the past couple of years blogging and I realize that those relationships manifest themselves in the links I find when I do my x a daily ego search over at Technorati. - Author: Jason Calacanis
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#3. I return to problems i can't solve, not because i am an idiot, but because the real problems can't be solved. The universe is expanding. The more we see, the more we discover there is to see. Always a new beginning, a different end. - Author: Jeanette Winterson
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#4. I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. - Author: C.S. Forester
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#5. I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people. - Author: Roz Chast
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#6. When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh ... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny. - Author: Rainbow Rowell
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#7. Political satire is a serious thing. In democratic newspapers throughout the world there are daily cartoons that often are not even funny, as is the case especially in many English-language newspapers. Instead, they contain a political message, and the artist takes full responsibility. - Author: Umberto Eco
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#8. With comedy, the jokes will come out, and people will see them coming. Changes in daily life or current events can change the consciousness of audiences and can make the show less funny or feel more stale. - Author: Robert Lopez
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#9. I don't go after him. He's a funny sort of boy. I've known that from the start. Not just because he seems angry and contemptuous or the way he walks like a tough guy. Because of his smile - it's a child's smile. - Author: Delphine De Vigan
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#10. Dear Hope, I NEVER thought Id see the day when two of your daily e-mails sandwiched a message from none other than PAUL PARLIPIANO. My crush to end all crushes! Gay man of my dreams! OOOH! - Author: Megan McCafferty
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#11. When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny? - Author: Sydney J. Harris
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#12. On the morning appointed for Admiral Croft and Mrs. Croft's seeing Kellynch-hall, Anne found it most natural to take her almost daily walk to Lady Russell, and keep out of the way till all was over; when she found it most natural to be sorry that she had missed the opportunity of seeing them. - Author: Jane Austen
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#13. Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out. - Author: R.D. Ronald
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#14. As I observe my daily life and that of others, I have come to the conclusion that genuine joy is a potent mixture of harsh reality, and the realization that life can be funny. - Author: Tone Bell
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#15. American newspaper?" "The Tribune, general." Dornberger - Author: James Follett
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#16. The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology's only credible conspiracy. - Author: Bauvard
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#17. I never wanted to be the annoying kid on set. - Author: Thomas Sangster
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#18. We have all been empowered by the web: everyone with a keyboard can now effectively broadcast to a national audience. In a sense, it puts each of us on the same footing as the major media conglomerates, except for AOL, who now apparently own all our thoughts and teeth. - Author: John Hodgman
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#19. Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. - Author: Charles M. Schulz
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#20. The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. - Author: Lele Pons
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#21. I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny ... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#22. To a man and woman, all of her elderly patients had been surprised to be old - which Avery privately regarded as a serious failure to pay attention. - Author: Lionel Shriver
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#23. The Nazis have given up - Author: Alison Leslie Gold
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#24. I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. - Author: Lisa Daily
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#25. I had a tumor. But it was great. - Author: David Rakoff
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#26. This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories ... if you lick it. - Author: Jack Whitehall
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#27. Botox is as common as seagulls in Sarasota, but most of the women I know who use the dermatologist's little helper still have full range of expression. Except squinting, of course. - Author: Lisa Daily
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#28. I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. - Author: David Javerbaum
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#29. The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore. - Author: Matt Groening
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#30. When I first started as an editorial cartoonist, I was terrified on a daily basis. Filling that hole the next day, knowing that tens of thousands of people were going to expect something funny. There is still that pressure, but you kind of learn how to cope with it a little better. - Author: Steve Breen
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