Funny Daily Advice Quotes

#1. It is the American vice, the democratic disease which expresses its tyranny by reducing everything unique to the level of the herd. - Author: Henry Miller

#2. I did not resign from politics because of Bofors. I resigned because I do not know how to play petty politics. I did not know back then and I don't know now either. - Author: Amitabh Bachchan

#3. You can grow softly, lovely and delicately amidst the hard surfaces. Not all who passed tougher times in life have a hard heart, kindness and tenderness do breathe despite of worse times. - Author: Angelica Hopes

#4. ... everyone needs a somewhere, a place he can go. There comes a time, you see, inevitably there comes a time you have to have a somewhere you can go! - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#5. Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. - Author: Charles M. Schulz

#6. Make work a purpose, not just a place. - Author: Tom Rath

#7. Spring sprang suddenly onto the land. - Author: Jean Giono

#8. Our instinctive apparatus consists of two parts- the one tending to further our own life and that of our descendants, the other tending to thwart the lives of supposed rivals. - Author: Bertrand Russell

#9. I can't tell whether I am living in a dream or a nightmare. - Author: Bertrand Russell

#10. I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. - Author: David Letterman

#11. Anything too stupid to be said is sung. - Author: Voltaire