Top 13 Funny Daddy And Daughter Quotes

#1. This is our hobby, appropriating meaningful artifacts and displaying them as evidence of who we will never be.

Lena Dunham

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#2. If you got a good imagination, a lot of confidence and you kind of know what you are saying, then you might be able to do it. I know a lot of colorful characters at home that would make great actors.

Jason Statham

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#3. Democracy cannot sustain itself amid a high degree of violence.

Mary Ritter Beard

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#4. Truth is a flower in whose neighbourhood others must wither.

E. M. Forster

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#5. A paper town for a paper girl," she says.

John Green

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#6. You're thinking that if the North Pole has little elves and shape-shifting reindeer that maybe werewolves aren't quite so farfetched. Am I right? Well, you're wrong. There's no such thing as werewolves. That would just be crazy.

Candi Kay

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#7. There was a single ray of sun shining through the window. I got up, went to the cracked glass, and saw that it was both raining and shining outside
a bit of meteorological weirdness whose name no one can seem to agree on. My mom, I kid you not, refers to it as orphan's tears.

Ransom Riggs

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#8. Once you left Easterly, you saw the world was full of these people: ticket sellers, snack bar clerks. They assumed they were better than you just because they knew their own routines.

Wally Lamb

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#9. In a region with a growing population, if you're doing nothing, you're losing ground.

Stewart Udall

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#10. I think three-to-five years ahead minimum. I have a short-term plan, a five-year plan and a decade plan.

Steve Garvey

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#11. This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.

Maya Angelou

Funny Daddy And Daughter Quotes #1350589
#12. Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God.
Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I going to do?
God:
Me: (surprised) Really? After all those Sundays of being a back up singer for Jesus, you got nothing to say?
God:
Me: (humbly) Help me out here.

Lexis De Rothschild

Funny Daddy And Daughter Quotes #1380223
#13. Regardless of whether one is dealing with assembly language or compiler language, the number of debugged lines of source code per day is about the same!

Fernando J. Corbato

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