Top 9 Funny Cutlery Quotes

#1. Langley would never complete his newspaper project. I knew that and I'm sure he knew it as well. It was a crazy foolish hand-rubbing scheme that kept his mind in the mood he liked to be in.

E.L. Doctorow

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#2. Want to go upstairs and play ball?"
"Now, you're talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite."
"Loser gets fucked first."
"Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat."
"What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose."
"That's exactly what I mean.

Mercy Celeste

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#3. Sometimes death is even better than to confess a secret.

Alper Kaya

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#4. The only two men I have time for are Barack Obama and my trainer.

Sophia Bush

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#5. I am quite strict as a dad but I don't want to be censorious.

Nick Clegg

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#6. You have intuitive gifts because you have a soul.

Catherine Carrigan

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#7. You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? ... The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.

William Hoffman

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#8. Live life without being afraid of judgment from others because judgment from other sinners is invalid.

Karrine Steffans

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#9. When can I drive the new ride?" "When you learn that a yellow light means haul ass to get through it before it turns red instead of slowing down to a crawl a half a block away.

J.D. Robb

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