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Top 16 Funny Cross Eyed Quotes

#1. People in this world are not often logical. - Author: Clarence Darrow
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#2. Our ability to understand, to embrace, to help, to know, to feel and to love is bounded only by our own emotional ambitions. The capacity to open ourselves up to one another is as huge as we dare to make it. - Author: Anna Quindlen
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#3. I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets! - Author: R. Kelly
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#4. In fact, if perceived as a rude woman, you are far less attractive a target than a polite one. - Author: Gavin De Becker
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#5. Human-like species will not exist elsewhere in the universe, unless they live exactly in an earth-like environment. - Author: Joey Lawsin
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#6. The seer crow was outraged. "Mangiz does not forget an insult, hedgepig."
Ambrose smiled cheekily. "Good, then here's a few more for you to remember, you pot-bellied, cross-eyed, feather-bottomed excuse for a duck. - Author: Brian Jacques
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#7. It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today. - Author: Ashleigh Brilliant
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#8. Now, we've made the revolutionary discovery that children have two parents. A decade ago even the kindly Dr. Spock held mothers solely responsible for children. - Author: Gloria Steinem
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#9. As she watched him, this tall young man with the new beard and the direwolf prowling at his heels, all she could see was the babe they had laid at her breast at Riverrun, so long ago. - Author: George R R Martin
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#10. To free a man from error is to give, not to take away. Knowledge that a thing is false is a truth. Error always does harm; sooner or later it will bring mischief to the man who harbors it. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#11. A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt - Author: Mark Twain
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#12. May your thoughts, words and actions arise from love. - Author: Mata Amritanandamayi
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#13. History furnishes to politics all the arguments that it needs, for the chosen cause. - Author: Romain Rolland
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#14. Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way! - Author: Donald Trump
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#15. The perception is that more important people watch news in the evenings than in the mornings. - Author: Reese Schonfeld
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#16. Once again I think about how people use the devil as an alias for the things they fear. - Author: David Levithan
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