Funny Crohn's Disease Quotes

#1. Jesus is infallible and we are not.

Scot McKnight

#2. You'd better be upstairs already, Maxim. You'd better be out of sight, asleep, behind a closed door. I can't fight myself anymore tonight. I

Melanie Harlow

#3. To gain direct access to any concordance entry in the ESV Bible: Press the

Anonymous

#4. It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

Mark Twain

#5. The great tradition of America is one where people can worship the way they want to worship. And if they choose not to worship, they're just as patriotic as your neighbor. That is an essential part of why we are a great nation. If you're a Jew or a Christian or a Muslim, you're equally American.

George W. Bush

#6. Will call him a she when the pee-pee is gone. Says Brave is to endure stares, jeers, prejudice. He won't.

Anne Lamott

#7. People called me 'Iman the black model'. In my country, we're all black, so nobody called somebody else black. It was foreign to my ears.

Iman