Top 15 Funny Credit Card Sayings

#1. In the old days rank was not important - The complete opposite of today. You just trained

Higa Yuchoku

Funny Credit Card Sayings #104975
#2. I think you could ask 10 English people the same question about class and get a very different answer.

J.K. Rowling

Funny Credit Card Sayings #192434
#3. Artists are exposed to great temptations: their eyes see paradise before their souls have reached it, and that is a great danger.

Phyllis Bottome

Funny Credit Card Sayings #199245
#4. First, you must have entrepreneurs who fully grasp their customers. They understand their product so well because they themselves are customers. The second thing is having an awesome value proposition.

Craig Sherman

Funny Credit Card Sayings #204529
#5. This morning, my mother didn't get out of bed.

Melina Marchetta

Funny Credit Card Sayings #412855
#6. I think passive beauties have their place in the world. It's hard for me to relate to that.

Madonna Ciccone

Funny Credit Card Sayings #435683
#7. Attitude is everything. I should know, I get it in spades from everyone from the house help to the dhobi.

Manasi Vaidya

Funny Credit Card Sayings #676121
#8. I like it when you buy something and pay with a credit card, they put your credit card on the receipt, but only the last four numbers. Aha! I'm really good at guessing twelve numbers. I can't guess 16 numbers, so thanks for the assistance!

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Credit Card Sayings #745283
#9. She had told herself she should be reassured by his squeamishness; a man who balked at scars would not give her new ones. Now she suddenly wondered if she'd had it wrong. A man without scars would always underestimate their value. He would not see them as marks of courage.

Meredith Duran

Funny Credit Card Sayings #888854
#10. A love-match was the only thing for happiness, where the parties could any way afford it.

Maria Edgeworth

Funny Credit Card Sayings #980054
#11. Jenny threw back her head and laughed, laughter that rang out through the leaves if the oak tree above them. Jack pulled her to him, to kiss her and whisper her name again. And the oak tree above them whispered back, of love and sacrifice, of a king and a queen, and a future made anew.

Ruth Frances Long

Funny Credit Card Sayings #1101906
#12. You just reach a point sometimes with somebody where it just doesn't work.

Billy Corgan

Funny Credit Card Sayings #1145934
#13. I thought you were dead.
Stupid. As if I'd die without taking you with me.

Patricia Briggs

Funny Credit Card Sayings #1423227
#14. The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.

Pauly Shore

Funny Credit Card Sayings #1735655
#15. When a draft looks terrible, I don't try to convince myself that it's actually good or even that someday it will be, only that it's my job to work on it whether it's good or not.

Alice Mattison

Funny Credit Card Sayings #1772146

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