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Top 100 Funny Crazy Quotes

#1. For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt ... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissiveness. - Author: Paul Feig
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#2. A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought? - Author: Diane M. Haynes
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#3. You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, "we're going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He's crazy." - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#4. You try to live straight in this crazy, crooked, mixed-up world - that's what's funny. You know what I mean?"
"I do, I do," I said.
"You don't even have to do anything especially funny. You just act normal. That alone looks strange and funny. Acting like that interests me. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#5. Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco - Author: Josh Stern
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#6. When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes. - Author: Nicole Richie
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#7. In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. - Author: Johnny Carson
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#8. It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away. - Author: Seanan McGuire
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#9. People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. - Author: Uzo Aduba
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#10. There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. - Author: Elisa Albert
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#11. No matter how much closure I'm going to give you, you're going to compare me to every single man you meet, Mia. It's the same for me. Nobody is ever funny enough, annoying enough, crazy enough, or beautiful enough to equate to you. - Author: Claire Contreras
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#12. Crazy chicks are usually pretty tough. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#13. Everyone's crazy except you and me. - Author: Mark Frauenfelder
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#14. What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! - Author: Hunter S. Thompson
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#15. And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#16. ... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. - Author: Emma Donoghue
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#17. I'm not crazy, but I suspect the voices in my head are. ~Chrissy - Author: Kelli Sullivan
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#18. I do not see how my agreeing to marry a scruffy old brute will have the power to keep a fire-breathing dragon locked beneath a mountain. And if I don't agree to marry him, will I truly be fed to the dragon? That is savage, and inhumane, and crazy. - Author: Bethany Wiggins
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#19. Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#20. Life is funny. Life isn't categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don't know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or ... I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know - Author: Jennifer Aniston
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#21. Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of thing. I love it; I think those movies are so funny. - Author: Jaimie Alexander
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#22. If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried - Author: Josh Stern
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#23. Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.
This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#24. The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. - Author: Harriet Morgan
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#25. Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door and see if I'd like it. If I'd like it, buy it for me. But nothing cheap. I have standards. Nothing too expensive, either. My standards aren't that high. - Author: Derek Landy
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#26. I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. - Author: Bill Austin
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#27. Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know his work pick up a book and experience this writer's zealous, crazy, inventive, funny, sexy, often delirious prose. - Author: Siri Hustvedt
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#28. I paid, got up, walked
to the door, opened
it.
I heard the man
say, "that guy's
nuts."
out on the street I
walked north
feeling
curiously
honored. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#29. Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. - Author: Dean Koontz
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#30. Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose. - Author: Eddie Izzard
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#31. It's a funny thing, friendship. One minute a person is driving you crazy, making you want to shake them, and the next minute you realize what a crappy place the world would be without them in it. - Author: Natasha Friend
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#32. I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy."
"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy."
Claire closed her eyes. "Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine."
Dead silence. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#33. Maggie wasn't without her concerns, though. "What if he's crazy?"
"Yeah, that's a definite possibility," he agreed.
"What if he's not your type?"
"Then we'll only hook up in dark places. - Author: Con Riley
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#34. Which college?'
'Hmm?'
'Which college do you go to?'
Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.'
'I'm sorry?'
'Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.
Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head. - Author: Derek Landy
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#35. They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies. - Author: Criss Jami
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#36. Don't gobblefunk around with words. - Author: Roald Dahl
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#37. It's crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women ... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time. - Author: Andy Samberg
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#38. [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#39. The funny part is, I felt like marrying her the minute I saw her. I'm crazy. I didn't even like her much, and yet all of a sudden I felt like I was in love with her and wanted to marry her. I swear to God I'm crazy. I admit it. - Author: J.D. Salinger
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#40. I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy. - Author: J. Lincoln Fenn
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#41. Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#42. You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull. - Author: MaryJanice Davidson
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#43. This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. - Author: Kelly Moran
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#44. Did you know that Gideon and I were trained in Krav Maga?" Charlotte took another step closer to me, and I automatically took one back.
"No, but did /you/ know that at this moment you look like that crazy rodent in Ice Age? - Author: Kerstin Gier
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#45. Often the inspiration to write music comes from the voices in your head. You're not crazy. Just be thankful they are not making you rescue people in 20-degree weather at 2:30 in the morning in the forest. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#46. Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#47. Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? - Author: Robert A. Heinlein
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#48. Honus was a wonderful fellow, so good-natured and friendly to everyone. Gee, we loved that guy. And the fans were crazy about him. Yeah, everybody loved that old Dutchman! If anyone told a good joke or a funny story, Honus would slap his knee and let out a loud roar and say, "What about that!" So - Author: Lawrence S. Ritter
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#49. Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help him. Hungry Joe just wouldn't listen to Yossarian. Hungry Joe just wouldn't listen because he thought Yossarian was crazy - Author: Joseph Heller
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#50. Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. - Author: Roger Von Oech
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#51. I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#52. The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs. - Author: Adam McKay
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#53. Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why the hell he's laughin) and immediately you changed your expression to serious. - Author: Khaled Besrour
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#54. This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink ... mug of water. - Author: Russell Brand
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#55. Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! - Author: Groucho Marx
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#56. Oh, you're an expert in crazy people now?"
"A month with you and I feel I have a master's degree in the subject. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#57. Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! - Author: Woody Allen
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#58. If I do depart this world out here, let it be known that I went out grinning will you, and loving it. LOVING IT.
Steve, are you listening ? I FEEL GREAT. Life's so joyous, so sad, so ephemeral, so crazy, so meaningless, so goddamn funny. This is paradise, and I wish I could give you some. - Author: Robyn Davidson
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#59. Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. - Author: Ann Edwards Cannon
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#60. Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub - Author: Josh Stern
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#61. I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"! - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#62. Are you scared of going in to see the raghnaid [the council]?" asked a gray female pup.
"Are you cag mag [crazy]? If a bear was his Milk Giver, you think he's scared of the raghnaid? - Author: Kathryn Lasky
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#63. If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator - Author: Josh Stern
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#64. As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#65. When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow - Author: Josh Stern
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#66. I just find it funny what people will comment on, I try to not pay that much attention to it, but the crazy part is that if I'm doing a squat and I have an action photo, they're like, "Oh your form is off!" And I'm like, are you kidding? I'm still at the gym and you're not! - Author: Khloe Kardashian
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#67. My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. - Author: Mike Tyson
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#68. It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' It's a funeral, man! - Author: Chris Tucker
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#69. I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. - Author: Eden Ahbez
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#70. Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#71. Is he crazy? No one has ever told me my doodles are good, not that I flash them around or anything. Gen likes them, but she also thinks vampire romances are literature and sings along to 'Islands in the Stream.' Her tastes are dubious. She's not a reliable source. - Author: Jules Barnard
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#72. Funny, gorgeous, and a genius. What a package. He backed out of the parking space, smiling as he drove away.
I loved that he left crazy off the list.
I loved it even more that he would never think to add it. - Author: Myra McEntire
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#73. Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it - Author: Josh Stern
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#74. Yes, they put their babies inside an iron stove full of coals. So, if you see a Russian person doing something crazy, as you sometimes do, remember - they have been doing that shit forever. It's nothing new. - Author: Jesse Ball
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#75. Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#76. I cupped her chin and tilted it back, deepening the kiss, wanting to somehow claim her very soul. Funny thing was, it was my soul that was being claimed, my breath that was being stolen, and my heart that was pounding crazy fast in my chest. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#77. What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, 'I just need to make this one even more absurd.' - Author: Jarrett J. Krosoczka
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#78. I love crazy names. It comes right from Monty Python and Woody Allen - nothing in the world makes me giggle more than a funny name. It became a thing I started doing when I wrote. If a person came into a store and said, "How much is this apple?" that person would have an insane name. - Author: Michael Schur
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#79. Writing a memoir isn't particularly interesting to me. I'm not like Ellen [DeGeneres], where I can write, 'Water bottles
they're crazy!' and it's funny. - Author: Lauren Graham
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#80. Who is your favorite character in the series? Or ... if that's too hard, why do you like each one and who drives you crazy?
Puck: Well, she likes me best, of course. I'm the handsome, charming one.
Ash: Yes, that's why she gave you your own book. Oh, wait.
Puck: No one asked you, ice-boy. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#81. The funny thing is a lot of people assume that my parents are the ones pushing me to make music. The truth is that I'm the one dragging them along on this crazy ride. They'd much rather have a normal life, but it doesn't look like that's in the cards. - Author: Cheyenne Kimball
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#82. It was funny to just take a backseat and be like, 'Wow, I might be in this crazy place, but maybe I don't need to understand everything, maybe I don't need to be someone else.' - Author: Zach Condon
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#83. He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#84. I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index. - Author: Martha Manning
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#85. Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober. - Author: Stephanie McAfee
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#86. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When you're walking them, he is always looking up at you. "There's a quarter ... " - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#87. You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? - Author: Groucho Marx
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#88. My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. - Author: Richard Simmons
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#89. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#90. You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he's a real hot-shot, and they're always asking you to do them a big favor. Just because they're crazy about themself, they think you're crazy about them, too, and that you're just dying to do them a favor. It's sort of funny, in a way. - Author: J.D. Salinger
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#91. It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'That's not funny; this guy is crazy,' then I don't want them to come to the show anyway. - Author: T. J. Miller
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#92. Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"
Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd ... prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out. - Author: Jim Butcher
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#93. There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#94. [William] Klein has eyes like a knife. He is ruthless and outrageous but never mean - he is tender and funny and violent - and, I'm sure, really in love with our crazy Rome. - Author: Sophia Loren
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#95. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#96. Charlie said, his voice rising an octave in desperation. "I know it's ridiculous, but I keep trying to rationalise everything and it's driving me crazy. Did you spot that flying horse earlier? I found myself trying to explain it with Darwin's Theory of Evolution. - Author: Victor Kloss
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#97. But if someone calls me 'poor thing' one more time, I may go postal and kill everyone around me. Except children and dogs. And old people. And you. And Connor. Fine, I won't kill anyone. But it's driving me crazy. - Author: Kristan Higgins
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#98. We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#99. I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. - Author: Drew Barrymore
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#100. Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy. - Author: Diana Rowland
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