Funny Crap Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 34 Funny Crap Quotes

#1. I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. - Author: Rachel Vincent
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#2. You can edit crap, but you can't edit nothing. - Author: Anita Bell
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#3. Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. - Author: Stacey Wallace Benefiel
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#4. Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. - Author: Lewis Black
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#5. Crap. I thought that picture was you.' He pointed.
'That's not me. That's my mother,' Mal said with a sigh.
'Woah, you really do look like her, you know,' Jay said.
'You two could be twins,' Evie agreed.
'That, my friends, is called genetics,' Carlos said with a smile. - Author: Melissa De La Cruz
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#6. The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny. - Author: Carroll Shelby
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#7. I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they bury you. - Author: Nickolaus Pacione
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#8. Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you're wearing. - Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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#9. Nothing can touch the Word of God. Not all the powers of earth and hell, men and devils combined, can ever move the Word of God. There it stands, in its own moral glory, spite of all the assaults of the enemy, from age to age. 'For ever, 0 Lord, Thy Word is settled in heaven.' - Author: Charles Henry Mackintosh
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#10. The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. - Author: Diablo Cody
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#11. Maybe a friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they're boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cutesy. A friend says "Sign me up for your boring crap, yes indeed"
because he likes you anyways. He'll tolerate your junk - Author: E. Lockhart
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#12. If you have a million things to do, adding item number 1,000,001 is not such a big deal. When, on the other hand, you have nothing to do, getting out of bed and washing yourself before 2:00 P.M. feels like too much work to even contemplate. - Author: Chris Baty
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#13. Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first - Author: S.A. Bodeen
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#14. I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#15. Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now. - Author: Mark Frost
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#16. What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did. - Author: James Patterson
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#17. So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised. - Author: Emily Mortimer
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#18. Son of a - Rora?" Blake slid out of the crater he'd just made in the wall. "Crap. What are you doing here?" He saw my wrist. "Handcuffs? I definitely want that story. - Author: A&E Kirk
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#19. Now and Laters. Starbust, Pixie Stix. If she gets too bitchy, just feed her this crap. As long as the sugar high is in effect, you and the wildlife should be safe - Author: Gayle Forman
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#20. Her voice makes me think of her mouth makes me think of her breath makes me think of her breasts. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#21. Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. - Author: Kyle Johnson
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#22. I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. - Author: Steve Wozniak
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#23. It's not funny at all that we do all that advertising for children. Why is advertising for children allowed? What possible reason can there be for having those effing adverts on TV for all this crap that's made by poor people in poor countries that we sell our children who have too much? - Author: Emma Thompson
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#24. Every day we can learn something new. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita
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#25. Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don't taunt voodoo.
Zak: Am I taunting?
Aaron: Dude, you're taunting the crap out of it!
Zak: I am sorry, I am not taunting you I am just talking ... Talking loudly. - Author: Zak Bagans
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#26. Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like crap, by the way.'
'Thanks for breaking it to me gently.' Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned. - Author: Claudia Gray
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#27. Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like ... and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so. - Author: Nicholas Stoller
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#28. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. - Author: Josh Lieb
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#29. Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with! - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#30. What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#31. Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#32. Jase props himself up on an elbow, looking at me for a minute without saying anything. His face gets an unreadable expression, and I wish I could take back walking over.
Then he observes, "I'm guessing that's a uniform."
Crap. I'd forgotten I was still wearing it. - Author: Huntley Fitzpatrick
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#33. I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks. - Author: Ashley Jensen
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#34. What people really should be able to be confident in is that the standards of music- making that classically trained musicians present is elite, it is the best and all of us as artists should be committed to that. - Author: Lesley Garrett
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