Funny Crank Yankers Quotes

#1. You have never tasted freedom, friend," Dienekes spoke, "or you would know it is purchased not with gold, but steel.

Steven Pressfield

#2. Masks are wonderfully paradoxical in this way: while they may hide the physical reality, they can show us how a person wants to be seen.

Joanna Scott

#3. he wanted to pursue criminal charges

Debra Webb

#4. The great danger is to always single out some aspect of God's good creation and identify it, rather than alien intrusion of sin, as the villain.

Timothy Keller

#5. The basis of tragedy is man's helplessness against disease, war and death; the basis of comedy is man's helplessness against vanity (the vanity of love, greed, lust, power).

Dawn Powell

#6. You get a dog on your mind, it seems to fill up the whole space. Everything you do reminds you of that dog. When

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#7. AI will begin as Artificial Idiocy. Who cares if a computer can play chess or take control of cyberspace? Can it trash Tokyo, huh, huh?

Hal Duncan

#8. Savor the moments that are warm and special and giggly.

Sammy Davis Jr.

#9. My best stories come out of nowhere, with no concern for form at all.

Barry Hannah

#10. Long before Einstein told us that matter is energy, Machiavelli and Hobbes and other modern political philosophers defined man as a lump of matter whose most politically relevant attribute is a form of energy called self-interestedness. This was not a

George Will

#11. Like an old photograph, time can make a feeling fade, but the memory of a first love never fades away.

Tim McGraw