Top 18 Funny Craft Sayings

#1. We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

Muriel Spark

Funny Craft Sayings #153437
#2. I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

Whitney Cummings

Funny Craft Sayings #275943
#3. And I like asking questions, to keep learning; people with big egos might not want to look unsure.

Heston Blumenthal

Funny Craft Sayings #307841
#4. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Tommy Cooper

Funny Craft Sayings #311416
#5. Seeing ourselves clearly is the project of a lifetime.

Nathan Hill

Funny Craft Sayings #327060
#6. The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily.

Robin Sharma

Funny Craft Sayings #486693
#7. My funny old brain, like those of many poets, has always done its best work sideways, seeking out tricky enjambments and surprising slant rhymes to craft lines capable of pulling their own weight.

Kathleen Rooney

Funny Craft Sayings #587846
#8. Whenever I come back to London, which is home, I get that cosy, comfortable feeling of being home, as well as the sophistication of this city.

Tom Hiddleston

Funny Craft Sayings #726420
#9. Tantric Zen is more suited for this age that we live in. It give you rules, but in a gentle way. It's not as demanding.

Frederick Lenz

Funny Craft Sayings #786013
#10. Being brave in front of faith does not mean to be humble before death.

Sorin Cerin

Funny Craft Sayings #980023
#11. In Australia we can take a playbook back to California from people who have actually adopted best practises, who have seen those practises play out over the years and plan for future droughts.

Marc Levine

Funny Craft Sayings #996935
#12. I bring my dogs on set with me, and my little dog Karoo is smart as a whip. She knows where the craft-services food tables are, so anytime I can't find her, I know she has found her way to that area. She's a funny dog.

Hilary Swank

Funny Craft Sayings #1131875
#13. I never want you to know another day without my love, Angel girl.

Maya Banks

Funny Craft Sayings #1160912
#14. So, you're like Angel? (Amanda)
You watch way too much television. Angel has a soul. I don't. (Kyrian)
Now you're back to being scary again. (Amanda)
Baby, you ain't seen scary yet. (Kyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Craft Sayings #1257128
#15. My first-ever date on my first tour, the sound completely cut out. So I had to go on and just shout loudly to the audience.

Rebecca Ferguson

Funny Craft Sayings #1367920
#16. Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.

Fred Rogers

Funny Craft Sayings #1393939
#17. I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.

Billy Magnussen

Funny Craft Sayings #1409525
#18. I thought I'd go to a craft fair, and there would be a jar of jellybeans there - "Guess how many jellybeans are in this jar, and win a prize". Aw, come on, man, let just me have some. I'll tell you what, guess how many jellybeans I want! If you guessed a handful, you are right.

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Craft Sayings #1509774

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