Funny Crackhead Quotes

#1. Girls are not born with a devotion to sanitation.

Marcia Aldrich

#2. I feel fortunate to be part of the cooking community. We learn from each other.

Marcus Samuelsson

#3. I don't believe that," I said, and he raised his brow beneath his shaggy hair.
"I never asked you to."
(Jessica)

Shannon A. Thompson

#4. A challenge to the designers of the world: Make signs unnecessary.

Donald A. Norman

#5. When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

Nicole Richie

#6. I'm never gonna change the skin, right? I'm very proud of what it implies and what it has meant to me ... but then again, in Congress, I hope to make my mark as a colleague and as a leader.

Xavier Becerra

#7. Everything that is given to us in life is either a blessing or a curse.

Seth Adam Smith

#8. The fact that nobody liked me at school began to fade out of my mind like blue magic marker reminders scrawled on the back of a greasy fist." greasy fist." - Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson

#9. My cholesterol went from 220 to 149. I was crying like a 'Biggest Loser' contestant when my doctor gave me the news.

Marissa Jaret Winokur

#10. If you change the rules on what controls you ... you will change the rules on what you can control.

Guy Ritchie