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Top 34 Funny Crack Quotes

#1. If I belong to a tradition, it is a tradition that makes the masterpiece tell the performer what to do, and not the performer telling the piece what it should be like, or the composer what he ought to have composed. - Author: Alfred Brendel
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#2. Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.'
I crack up laughing.
'What's that you say?' he jokes, putting his ear to my right breast. 'You wish you could come out to play more often but Lola doesn't let you? Well, that's a shame. - Author: Bianca Giovanni
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#3. He's a very funny and very nice man. When you read the script, you want to stick with it. But when you're with Eddie Murphy you've got to improvise. He's always making jokes and making me crack up when the camera's on. - Author: Raven-Symone
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#4. Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#5. I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines. - Author: Roseanne Barr
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#6. Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. - Author: James Joyce
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#7. But then again, they
were like baby Einsteins on crack. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#8. I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? - Author: Denis Leary
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#9. Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. - Author: Prodigy
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#10. Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. - Author: Chris Rock
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#11. A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen." - Author: Frank Carson
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#12. Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's laws wrong, it learned to walk without having feet. Funny, it seems to by keeping it's dreams; it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared. - Author: Tupac Shakur
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#13. Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? - Author: Jill Shalvis
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#14. Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say. - Author: Patrick Stump
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#15. Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you've ever held dear with the greatest of ease. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#16. I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open - Author: Jim Norton
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#17. I went down again. My heart and I went down again. I was aware of her hand. I was aware of my breathing. I could no longer see it, but I was aware of her face. - Author: James Baldwin
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#18. I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! - Author: Nelson Jack
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#19. Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? - Author: Dave Chappelle
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#20. There is nothing so easy as to be wise for others; a species of prodigality, by-the-by - for such wisdom is wholly wasted. - Author: Letitia Elizabeth Landon
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#21. One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people writing me with things that crack me up. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#22. Bullying is an evil because it not only destroys the life of the kid who's bullied, but also makes everyone in the class who knows this is going on feel guilty for not doing anything. - Author: Philip Zimbardo
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#23. They drew a line that shut me out,
Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout!
But love and I had the wit to win
We drew a circle and brought them in. - Author: Edwin Markham
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#24. My scripts are always filled with notes. I like to just analyze everything from the point of view of the whole picture, of the movie, my whole picture. - Author: Geena Davis
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#25. Even though someone has died, a piece of their spirit can still be alive. That's an exciting world for me to take music into, or to attempt to do that. - Author: M. Ward
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#26. I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you know? It's difficult to get it right and get it funny. I really enjoy doing it. I kind of wish I'd done it more. I can't complain. I've had a fair crack of the whip. - Author: Ralph Brown
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#27. There is an animal inside me,
clutching fast to my heart,
a huge crab. - Author: Anne Sexton
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#28. Let me pass, I have to follow them, I am their leader. - Author: Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
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#29. Eli joined Bobby in laughter. "Oh, Niki, we know you can't help it. But you're like a bull that goes into a china shop, blows everyone away, breaks all the china, and then kicks all the bodies for good measure. - Author: J.L. Murray
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#30. The fact that I'm shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics. - Author: Psy
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#31. When there are boys you have to worry about how you look, and whether they like you, and why they like another girl better, and whether they're going to ask you to something or other. It's a strain. - Author: Maud Hart Lovelace
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#32. It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. - Author: Dan Castellaneta
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#33. Let's see that wrist."
I held it out, and Chase's jaw tightened.
"Look at that!" the medic shouted, staring over my shoulder behind us. The moment I turned my head he grabbed my hand and jerked it toward him, hard.
A crack as the bones in my wrist realigned. - Author: Kristen Simmons
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#34. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. - Author: Chris Rock
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