Top 8 Funny Coworker Birthday Card Quotes

#1. The cars haven't advanced that much since we were kids. When you boil it down, it's still a gas combustion engine.

Dana Brunetti

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#2. Last time I had a bun in the oven, I had to give up whiskey. Worst twelve minutes of my life. Thank goodness those brown-and-serve rolls bake fast. - Father Glenn

Darynda Jones

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#3. I? Why hadn't I trusted myself? Because I'd trusted the woman across the street instead, that's why. That grown up. That Assistant Principal. So in a way, it had been my fault. But in another way, not. But no matter whose fault it was, I still had bruises on my arms. And now, memories I didn't want.

Kristen D. Randle

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#4. His statement to himself should have been 'I possess this now,therefore I am happy' , instead of what it so Victorianly was: 'I cannot possess this forever, therefore I am sad.

John Fowles

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#5. Fear is always with us, but we just don't have time for it. Not now.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

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#6. Failure feelings - fear, anxiety, lack of self-confidence - do not spring from some heavenly oracle. They are not written in the stars. They are not holy gospel. Nor are they intimations of a set and decided fate which means that failure is decreed and decided. They originate from your own mind.

Maxwell Maltz

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#7. My fear, as an American, is that our own actions are going to contribute to an inspiration for terrorists to want to harm us or kill us.

Jeremy Scahill

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#8. God's will is always your sanctification.

Kevin DeYoung

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