Top 11 Funny Couponing Quotes

#1. 'Hamlet' is a play about a man whose grief is deemed unseemly.

Meghan O'Rourke

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#2. Don't find a reason to smile. Find a way.

Rita Zahara

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#3. But not so odd a name, after all, if you've ever read through the phone directory, with its Hyman Diddlebockers and Sasparilla Greenleafs. I read through the phone book once, never mind when, and it satisfied a deep need in me to realize how many people aren't called Smith.

Sylvia Plath

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#4. If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

Benny Bellamacina

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#5. A fish might more easily live on the apex of a rock than a man accustomed to crime live a life of virtue. ("The Story of Prince Barkiarokh")

William Beckford

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#6. A junky runs on junk time. When the junk is cut off, the clock runs down and stops. All he can do is hang on and wait for non-junky time to start. A sick junky has no escape from external time, no place to go. He can only wait.

William S. Burroughs

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#7. MAY it please your Honors: I was desired by one of the court to look into the books, and consider the question now before them concerning Writs of Assistance.

James Otis

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#8. A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal.

Steve Maraboli

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#9. The question I should've been asking myself was, in ninety-nine years, how will I find another Forfeit who will survive the Feed? But the question I actually asked myself was, Could Nikki ever look at me the way she looked at Jack in those final moments?

Brodi Ashton

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#10. Poetry, like dreams, will eventually break through every person's consciousness, even the tightest iconoclast's.

Sheila Bender

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#11. I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that.

David Hasselhoff

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