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Top 13 Funny Cosmo Quotes

#1. He walked to Brooks's, intending to drink a glass of port, eat a joint of beef, and read the Times. But
even at his club, surrounded by all the trappings of the honorable British gentleman, he still longed for the
forbidden fruit; he still hungered for the hot, sweet kisses of an Italian girl. - Author: Laura Lee Guhrke
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#2. He had loved the library, and had felt, as a boy, as though it had a kind of sentience, and perhaps loved him back. But even if it was just walls and a roof with papers inside, it had bewitched him, and drawn him in, and given him everything he needed to become himself. - Author: Laini Taylor
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#3. Yet, should our feeble efforts nought avail, Should, after all, our best endeavours fail; Still, let some mercy in your bosoms live, And, if you can't applaud, at least forgive. - Author: George Gordon Byron
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#4. Let us live in such a way as not to be afraid to die. - Author: Teresa Of Avila
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#5. An accomplished woman is one who has a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages; she must be well trained in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters and the modern tactics and weaponry of Europe. - Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
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#6. Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go. - Author: L. Ron Hubbard
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#7. You live well.
The slum must be inside you. - Author: Tomas Transtromer
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#8. Do you think ladies' eyebrows can communicate as well?" she asked.
"No, they don't have sufficient thicketry," he said with authority.
"Thicketry?"
"Yes, that is the official term. - Author: Anne Gracie
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#9. When I was 14, I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said: 'You shouldn't smoke. Your hands are not that beautiful and that shows when you smoke. - Author: Karl Lagerfeld
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#10. Spell?" The priest proudly raised his head. "I'm not a godless sorcerer! I don't cast spells! My power comes from faith and prayer!" "Can you or can't you?" "I can." "Then get on with it, because time's pressing on." "Geralt, - Author: Andrzej Sapkowski
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#11. Whenever a husband and a wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. - Author: H.L. Mencken
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#12. You are caught, Sentinel.' His voice was rough. - Author: Chloe Neill
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#13. There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' - Author: William Cosmo Monkhouse
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