Top 13 Funny Cosmo Quotes

#1. He walked to Brooks's, intending to drink a glass of port, eat a joint of beef, and read the Times. But
even at his club, surrounded by all the trappings of the honorable British gentleman, he still longed for the
forbidden fruit; he still hungered for the hot, sweet kisses of an Italian girl.

Laura Lee Guhrke

Funny Cosmo Quotes #34096
#2. He had loved the library, and had felt, as a boy, as though it had a kind of sentience, and perhaps loved him back. But even if it was just walls and a roof with papers inside, it had bewitched him, and drawn him in, and given him everything he needed to become himself.

Laini Taylor

Funny Cosmo Quotes #252834
#3. Yet, should our feeble efforts nought avail, Should, after all, our best endeavours fail; Still, let some mercy in your bosoms live, And, if you can't applaud, at least forgive.

George Gordon Byron

Funny Cosmo Quotes #346059
#4. Let us live in such a way as not to be afraid to die.

Teresa Of Avila

Funny Cosmo Quotes #350543
#5. An accomplished woman is one who has a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages; she must be well trained in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters and the modern tactics and weaponry of Europe.

Seth Grahame-Smith

Funny Cosmo Quotes #467197
#6. Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go.

L. Ron Hubbard

Funny Cosmo Quotes #631622
#7. You live well.
The slum must be inside you.

Tomas Transtromer

Funny Cosmo Quotes #722619
#8. Do you think ladies' eyebrows can communicate as well?" she asked.
"No, they don't have sufficient thicketry," he said with authority.
"Thicketry?"
"Yes, that is the official term.

Anne Gracie

Funny Cosmo Quotes #769337
#9. When I was 14, I wanted to smoke because my mother smoked like mad. I wanted to smoke to look grown-up. But my mother said: 'You shouldn't smoke. Your hands are not that beautiful and that shows when you smoke.

Karl Lagerfeld

Funny Cosmo Quotes #1042308
#10. Spell?" The priest proudly raised his head. "I'm not a godless sorcerer! I don't cast spells! My power comes from faith and prayer!" "Can you or can't you?" "I can." "Then get on with it, because time's pressing on." "Geralt,

Andrzej Sapkowski

Funny Cosmo Quotes #1109549
#11. Whenever a husband and a wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

H.L. Mencken

Funny Cosmo Quotes #1363412
#12. You are caught, Sentinel.' His voice was rough.

Chloe Neill

Funny Cosmo Quotes #1442587
#13. There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'

William Cosmo Monkhouse

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