Top 9 Funny Cosmetics Quotes

#1. Nothing can be by itself alone, no one can be by himself or herself alone, everyone has to inter-be with every one else. That is why, when you look outside, around you, you can see yourself.

Nhat Hanh

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#2. Jesus, you think you're fuckin' Catwoman", he muttered.
"I do not. Catwoman wore a leotard and stupid ears and fake claws. That's just silly.

Kristen Ashley

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#3. There is a huge difference between journalism and advertising. Journalism aspires to truth. Advertising is regulated for truth. I'll put the accuracy of the average ad in this country up against the average news story any time.

Jef I. Richards

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#4. Your future health can be predicted by the nutrient density of your diet.

Joel Fuhrman

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#5. Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

Abraham Lincoln

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#6. We must understand that the local church isn't a country club or a casual self-help group. It is God's holy temple, a congregation of redeemed saints and priests who are consecrated to God. It is God's lighthouse in a dark world. It is the pillar and support of the truth.

Alexander Strauch

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#7. Who lies for you will lie against you.

Bosnian Proverb

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#8. Since in the long run deception is likely to be found out, your character had better not only seem good, but be it.

F.L. Lucas

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#9. I had been attempting novels since I was 14 but always ran out of steam. High hopes, poor craftsmanship.

Michel Faber

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