Funny Correctional Officer Quotes

#1. Part of the answer to the question that life's roller-coaster ride repeatedly raises, why has this happened to me? is always: it is moral training and discipline, planned by my Heavenly Father to help me forward along the path of Chrislike virtue.

J.I. Packer

#2. But why allow someone to make a bad choice when a little information might engender a better one? It's hard to wake up and see the sun if the blinds are pulled.

Kim Harrison

#3. David could tell, by looking at her face as she read, whether or not the story contained in the book was living inside her, and she in it, and he would recall again all that she had told him about stories and tales and the power that they wield over us, and that we in turn wield over them.

John Connolly

#4. I'm here for every bit of your life. The bad parts, the scary parts. And I vow to do all you ask of me that is fair ... even at the end." I knew I didn't have to elaborate; I could see that he'd gotten it, and that it moved him. "I do.

Lia Habel

#5. A tear cringed off his cheek and stained her writing on the paper. He didn't wipe it, men must be honest and transparent, they should never wipe their tears.

Bruce Crown

#6. Then again, the name, the associations with a writer's name, can add to the reader's entertainment and pleasure.

Jonathan Ames

#7. No one can appropriate God, goodness, the Bible or Jesus. It just seems that way.

Anne Lamott

#8. Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you.

Myrna Ericksen

#9. I live in England, so I take a lot of trains, and you can't really go anywhere without somebody talking on their mobile phone behind you, forcing you to listen to their conversation. With the Internet, with texting, with networking sites, there's already information everywhere.

Patrick Ness

#10. When the Holy Spirit does his work of regeneration in the hearts of men he does not come on them with great powerful feelings and emotions which cannot be resisted. He does not possess men as evil spirits take possession of their victims.

John Owen

#11. It is useless to dabble in beauty. One must be utterly devoted to beauty, with every nerve of the body.

Anna Pavlova

#12. I know it sounds cliche, but to give back is important. Sometimes we're given so much, we need to do something for other people. I think that's really important.

Stefanie Scott

#13. Every possibility begins with the courage to imagine.

Mary Anne Radmacher