Top 13 Funny Cooler Sayings

#1. I mean, I'm an artist by nature; no one considers what I do and no one knows who the heck I am, but that anybody does - it is astonishing.

Junot Diaz

Funny Cooler Sayings #176268
#2. The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Will Rogers

Funny Cooler Sayings #311840
#3. I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw through it all at one point and went back home. Then he started a bender, which I can relate to of course.

Woody Harrelson

Funny Cooler Sayings #430813
#4. You never loved me and yet you are asking me to not revenge.

M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Cooler Sayings #550459
#5. This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick
"No. It's not. It's a memento from your enemies." Caleb
"Yeah, well, at least it makes my heart surgery scar look cooler." Nick

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Cooler Sayings #554949
#6. In the late 19th century, the Populists - a protest movement of mainly disaffected farmers and workers - threatened to overturn established authority.

Robert Dallek

Funny Cooler Sayings #647537
#7. In a nervous society where a man's image is frequently more important than his reality, the only people who can afford to advertise their drug menus are those with nothing to lose.

Hunter S. Thompson

Funny Cooler Sayings #650198
#8. Liberals believe that they can't get a fair shake from the media anymore.

Eric Alterman

Funny Cooler Sayings #781054
#9. She was no longer a shy Second Assistant Librarian. She was the Abhorsen-in-Waiting.

Garth Nix

Funny Cooler Sayings #1080193
#10. Learning to love yourself, is the greatest love all

Whitney Houston

Funny Cooler Sayings #1147861
#11. Applause is a receipt, not a note of demand.

Artur Schnabel

Funny Cooler Sayings #1170987
#12. I do not steal imagination. I use it and replace it by making people read.

S.A. Tawks

Funny Cooler Sayings #1253747
#13. Frederick knows better than to believe, as his wife sometimes claims to, that all things happen for a reason. Things happen; it is up to us to invent for them a purpose.

Stefan Merrill Block

Funny Cooler Sayings #1571361

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