Top 12 Funny Cookie Monster Sayings

#1. Remember: Humanity is greater than all of the world's politics!

Timothy Pina

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#2. Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,

Steven Pinker

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#3. I really want women to throw their shoulders back and stand up straight and use their big girl voices and not feel like they're compromising their femininity to be strong and smart.

Katie Aselton

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#4. If you could just have my head for half an hour, you'd know why I go mad.

Ronald Reng

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#5. She could break him, and he didn't care.

Apryl Baker

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#6. You can't worry too much about profile; otherwise, you become a different kind of actor, and that's not the kind of actor I want to be.

Anne-Marie Duff

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#7. I want someone who can respectfully challenge me. I know what I believe, so there's no point in my taking on a relationship with someone who thinks like me or laughs at what I laugh at. I enjoy being with someone who can offer me the opposite.

Arielle Kebbel

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#8. I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way.

Donald Trump

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#9. He looked like an angelic little boy who had been kicked out of his orphanage for failing to take part in group masturbation.

Charles Wright

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#10. Make it a point to do something exciting. If not, your life will pass you by.

Steven Cuoco

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#11. The fact that he had foamed at the mouth immediately upon dying, indicated that he had a great back jam of wishes and desires and truths that were never spoken ... out bubbled all the words he had swallowed when he was alive.

Kaye Gibbons

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#12. I feel like I've been the star of my own show for a while now. I was always putting on shows as a kid, and obviously, my household was really creative.

Mamie Gummer

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