Top 9 Funny Concussion Quotes

#1. A tear is enough water to float a desire to God.

Charles Spurgeon

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#2. I never had any expectations of winning a Grammy. It wasn't something I was set on, that I was hoping and praying and starving for.

Beck

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#3. Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today."
I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.

Stephenie Meyer

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#4. Extremely ripe things are not ideal for pickling. If you pour a hot liquid over super ripe strawberries, you're going to have strawberry soup.

Wylie Dufresne

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#5. After I finish PO5, I would like to get a dog. I want to be able to spend more time with my pet, and I don't have the time right now.

Scott Wolf

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#6. ! want to leverage the creativity of researchers across mathematics, statistics, data mining, computer science, biology, medicine, and the public at large.

Tan Le

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#7. I'm willing to tell you. I'm wanting to tell you. I'm waiting to tell you.

George Bernard Shaw

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#8. The biggest problem was the politicians knew nothing about fighting a war.

R. Lee Ermey

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#9. I've always wanted to play a spy, because it is the ultimate acting exercise. You are never what you seem.

Benedict Cumberbatch

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